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 â„–16369292[Quote]

This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.

but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.

so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.

 â„–16369296[Quote]

the soyboy first enters 4cuck

 â„–16369298[Quote]

>>16369292 (OP)
Soyley goes to the door on the left because he is a brainless npc

 â„–16369301[Quote]

>>16369296
But he already entered the left door doe
>>16369298
Didn't read the OP post fully award; he does go into the left door

 â„–16369308[Quote]

>>16369301
he then starts looking at the reels

 â„–16369310[Quote]

he asks "hey wheres the nintendo switch around here"

 â„–16369321[Quote]

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>>16369301
>Doesn't understand that the thing about the door on the left is a thing commanded by narrator, that being the main point of stanley parable award

 â„–16369327[Quote]

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^This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.
^
>but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.
>
>so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.

 â„–16369339[Quote]

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>>16369296
>>16369310
Soyley, knowing its the wrong way enters the door on the right. he sees a fat black man
>were the Nintendo switch around here
<me want to cum in rainbow dash /b/ bros
do you really want to be around the swarthy nigger soyley

 â„–16369342[Quote]

>>16369339
the soyboy has a small attention span, so he moves aside from the swarthy nigger

 â„–16369345[Quote]

>>16369339
Lee Goldson takes the BBC for him

 â„–16369346[Quote]

the swarthy nigger starts to chase soyley after soyley leaves, but the nigger falls because hes too fat and cant get up

 â„–16369365[Quote]

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>>16369342
>>16369345
the nigger puts his hand on Soyley as he trys to walk around him,
<were you going niggah
lee goldson appears
>leave him alone broney fag

 â„–16369377[Quote]

>>16369365
Soyley runs as the nigger is distracted gaping Lee with his BBC

 â„–16369395[Quote]

>>16369365
Lee along with Don Turtelli helps the Soyley to run away by distracting the nigger with cheese (Tracer's feet)

 â„–16369397[Quote]

>>16369365
the soyboy gets a fight/flight attack from how large the man, and the pony hater looks, which intimidated him and made his anorexic, underweight, and pale body shiver in fear

 â„–16369412[Quote]

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>>16369377
>>16369395
soyley runs past, saddened by the oppressive white lees attack on the black, but he knows that lee may be important, hearing the interaction makes his inner snowbunny exited.

as he runs he ends up in Nintendo's 4 Chan room, hes not supposed to be here but maybe he just wants to admire the main page before going to instagram

 â„–16369418[Quote]

>>16369412
Make him go to /v/ where he gets baited by soyjaks.

 â„–16369423[Quote]

>>16369418
one sec I gotta help my mom

 â„–16369426[Quote]

>>16369423
Gigachad

 â„–16369427[Quote]

>>16369412
He enters the /qa/ and replies "'cado website" under every thread

 â„–16369434[Quote]


 â„–16369443[Quote]

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â–¶adventure thread, the soy parable Chud 21 minutes ago â„–16369292[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16369298
This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.

but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.

so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.
â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369296[Quote]>>16369301>>16369339
the soyboy first enters 4cuck

â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369298[Quote]>>16369301
>>16369292 (OP) (OP)
Soyley goes to the door on the left because he is a brainless npc

â–¶Chud 19 minutes ago â„–16369301[Quote]>>16369308>>16369321
>>16369296
But he already entered the left door doe
>>16369298
Didn't read the OP post fully award; he does go into the left door

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369308[Quote]
>>16369301
he then starts looking at the reels

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369310[Quote]>>16369339
he asks "hey wheres the nintendo switch around here"

â–¶Chud 17 minutes ago â„–16369321[Quote]
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>>16369301
>Doesn't understand that the thing about the door on the left is a thing commanded by narrator, that being the main point of stanley parable award

â–¶Chud 16 minutes ago â„–16369327[Quote]
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^This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.
^
>but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.
>
>so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369339[Quote]>>16369342>>16369345
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>>16369296
>>16369310
Soyley, knowing its the wrong way enters the door on the right. he sees a fat black man
>were the Nintendo switch around here
<me want to cum in rainbow dash /b/ bros
do you really want to be around the swarthy nigger soyley

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369342[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
the soyboy has a small attention span, so he moves aside from the swarthy nigger

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369345[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
Lee Goldson takes the BBC for him

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369346[Quote]
the swarthy nigger starts to chase soyley after soyley leaves, but the nigger falls because hes too fat and cant get up

 â„–16369445[Quote]

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â–¶adventure thread, the soy parable Chud 21 minutes ago â„–16369292[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16369298
This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.

but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.

so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.
â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369296[Quote]>>16369301>>16369339
the soyboy first enters 4cuck

â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369298[Quote]>>16369301
>>16369292 (OP) (OP)
Soyley goes to the door on the left because he is a brainless npc

â–¶Chud 19 minutes ago â„–16369301[Quote]>>16369308>>16369321
>>16369296
But he already entered the left door doe
>>16369298
Didn't read the OP post fully award; he does go into the left door

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369308[Quote]
>>16369301
he then starts looking at the reels

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369310[Quote]>>16369339
he asks "hey wheres the nintendo switch around here"

â–¶Chud 17 minutes ago â„–16369321[Quote]
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>>16369301
>Doesn't understand that the thing about the door on the left is a thing commanded by narrator, that being the main point of stanley parable award

â–¶Chud 16 minutes ago â„–16369327[Quote]
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^This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.
^
>but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.
>
>so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369339[Quote]>>16369342>>16369345
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>>16369296
>>16369310
Soyley, knowing its the wrong way enters the door on the right. he sees a fat black man
>were the Nintendo switch around here
<me want to cum in rainbow dash /b/ bros
do you really want to be around the swarthy nigger soyley

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369342[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
the soyboy has a small attention span, so he moves aside from the swarthy nigger

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369345[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
Lee Goldson takes the BBC for him

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369346[Quote]
the swarthy nigger starts to chase soyley after soyley leaves, but the nigger falls because hes too fat and cant get up

 â„–16369450[Quote]

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>>16369434
Oh boy a leaking clitty to filter!

 â„–16369451[Quote]

>>16369434
filtered faggot

 â„–16369453[Quote]

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â–¶adventure thread, the soy parable Chud 21 minutes ago â„–16369292[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16369298
This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.

but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.

so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.
â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369296[Quote]>>16369301>>16369339
the soyboy first enters 4cuck

â–¶Chud 20 minutes ago â„–16369298[Quote]>>16369301
>>16369292 (OP) (OP)
Soyley goes to the door on the left because he is a brainless npc

â–¶Chud 19 minutes ago â„–16369301[Quote]>>16369308>>16369321
>>16369296
But he already entered the left door doe
>>16369298
Didn't read the OP post fully award; he does go into the left door

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369308[Quote]
>>16369301
he then starts looking at the reels

â–¶Chud 18 minutes ago â„–16369310[Quote]>>16369339
he asks "hey wheres the nintendo switch around here"

â–¶Chud 17 minutes ago â„–16369321[Quote]
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>>16369301
>Doesn't understand that the thing about the door on the left is a thing commanded by narrator, that being the main point of stanley parable award

â–¶Chud 16 minutes ago â„–16369327[Quote]
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^This is the story of a man named Soyley (one of soyak's many twins) Soyley has recently gotten a job at his favorite gaming company, Nintendo, and has been working gladly as an unpaid intern.
^
>but recently, all of the employees have disappeared, and YouTube has been blocked because he was spending too much time watching video essays about games like the Stanley parable. so he gets up and decides to take the mantel of the most important job in his opinion. social media manager.
>
>so he enters the social media complex and enters the door on the left.

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369339[Quote]>>16369342>>16369345
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>>16369296
>>16369310
Soyley, knowing its the wrong way enters the door on the right. he sees a fat black man
>were the Nintendo switch around here
<me want to cum in rainbow dash /b/ bros
do you really want to be around the swarthy nigger soyley

â–¶Chud 14 minutes ago â„–16369342[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
the soyboy has a small attention span, so he moves aside from the swarthy nigger

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369345[Quote]>>16369365
>>16369339
Lee Goldson takes the BBC for him

â–¶Chud 13 minutes ago â„–16369346[Quote]
the swarthy nigger starts to chase soyley after soyley leaves, but the nigger falls because hes too fat and cant get up

 â„–16369454[Quote]

gem btw

 â„–16369456[Quote]

Coal goes down

 â„–16369470[Quote]

>>16369418
soyley's dilator pops out as he writes an essay on /v/

 â„–16369478[Quote]

Tarzanite

 â„–16369485[Quote]

>>16369412
soyley gets irritated as he sees the word "niggerfaggot" used in somephono reply

 â„–16369540[Quote]

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>>16369427
>>16369418
not only does he disobey me once again, he somehow ends up in a non existent board for wanting to go to v and QA at the same time.
he ends up in a basement with a crazy man whining about adventure threads and yelling
<SAGENIGGER SAAAAGE NIGGER
Soyley immidatly responds with the appropriate essay. maybe we should go back, how bout it soyley

 â„–16369556[Quote]


 â„–16369588[Quote]

>>16369540
OH MY FAUCI SO HECKING META

 â„–16369605[Quote]

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>>16369588\
soyley, did you just bad mouth my story, well maybe pick the right choice,
that's it you ingrate, I'm taking you back
<teleport space
now if you want a good story listen to me, Soyley entered the door on his left

 â„–16369612[Quote]

>>16369605
It's full of tiktok dances

 â„–16369624[Quote]

>>16369605
He is enthralled by the AI generated Charlie Kirk fruit cutting ASMR

 â„–16369626[Quote]

>>16369605
he comments on thirst traps on the brand account

 â„–16369629[Quote]

>>16369605
He is getting more of a seared bite

 â„–16369643[Quote]

sorry internets fucked gimmie a sec

 â„–16369703[Quote]

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finnally Soyley you've come to your scenes. now, while he looked around the Instagram room he saw many amazing thirst traps and kirks and…

is something wrong soyley?

 â„–16369723[Quote]

>>16369703
George Floyd appears behind him

 â„–16369725[Quote]

>>16369703
esl cacaGEM

 â„–16369778[Quote]

oh my hecking bumperino

 â„–16369787[Quote]

>>16369703
he prostrates himself to george floyd and apologizes for being white

 â„–16369788[Quote]

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NO SOYLEY WATCH OUT

 â„–16369794[Quote]

>>16369788
is xhe trans now?

 â„–16369826[Quote]

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soyley are you there, you've were kidnapped for, GODDAMNIT SOYLEY

HE ATTACKED YOU IM NOT RACIST

I cant believe this, I try to make trans affirming adventure and this is what I get

 â„–16369855[Quote]

>>16369826
soyley stops being kidnapped

 â„–16369856[Quote]

>>16369826
What?

 â„–16369871[Quote]

>>16369826
Lee and Don Turtelli go on a Soyley rescue mission from George Floyd

 â„–16369913[Quote]

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suddenley lee and don tutrli jump in with a personal army
<hey Soyley, science you got me some BBC earlier, we've come to save you
>I was just protesting for black rights you heaking trans phobes
their right Soyley, get back on track, we don't even know where the Nintendo guys went

 â„–16369939[Quote]

>>16369913
As Lee and Don Turtelli approach Soyley they get ambushed by George Floyd and bronies (jardeecucks)

 â„–16369999[Quote]

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>>16369939
ok Soyley, you want you friends to hurt, well here you go
flutter floyd and George shy both influence a gay dude to attack the men you saved with a bike lock
yes I see that look on your face, still like black people now
>Tyrone is nothing like this doeoverbeit

 â„–16370021[Quote]

>>16369999
Lee mindbreaks and starts killing all the bronies

 â„–16370110[Quote]

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well Soyley ar you happy, I just wanted to make a meta adventure thread, and now Lee has massacred the broney BLM group, woe is me soyley
woe is me

 â„–16370194[Quote]

>>16370110
Soyley continues into /lgbt/, which is infested with trannies

 â„–16370205[Quote]

oh my hecking wholesome reddit game


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