Listen. If ever want to stick it to Kosovo, Croatia and just about the whole entire world, there is a way.
Stable employment and steady pay with regular salary disbursements, reliable benefits (health care and pensions) and access to military medical services, formal training in discipline, leadership, teamwork, and responsibility that transfers to civilian jobs, technical and vocational skills training (mechanics, communications, logistics, engineering, IT) with certifications useful after service and so much more. If you want to stop being an NPC that works for ZOG ruining our glorious Serbia, join the Serbian Army.
We eat two bowls of rakija a day, shoot down 2 billion American jets over our beatiful homeland of Serbia. After that we do some shooting and gather to see a football match, where Serbia always win of course! Join today, I promise you a good time with me friend! :)
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