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>Throughout the internet's history, many types of websites have been made. one of them being imageboards.
>now, if you've been using the internet for a while you've probably heard of 4chan. often described as the world's worst website, it is that scary hacker website full of fascists who post bigoted memes.
>but what if I told you there's something even worse. that's right, it's called soyjak party.
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<[CHAPTER 1: what even is a snarky poopy?]
<*plays with labubu*
>memes. I've seen them, you've seen them, even my asian wife's boyfriend's seen them. now you usually think of them as funny little internet images but sometimes they can be really horrible. I'm talking, of course, about the Soyjak meme.
>Soyjak is an edit of the Wojak meme but with glasses, a beard and an open mouth. now you've probably seen them in comfy incomprehensible edits where we're all chuds woahjacks nothing ever happens. that's wholesome and all, but this meme has a dark secret.
<*sips matcha*
>the origins of soyjak were from 4chan. Originally the meme was meant to make fun of "soy boys", an alt-right term that comes from a conspiracy theory of soybeans containing estrogen which were believed by bigots to be the cause of the "nu male": men who are effeminate and obsessed with consuming media. now, there's nothing wrong with that but these bigots made it a meme on 4chan which led to soyjak being made
>soyjak posters decided to colonize the /qa/ board on 4chan, where they spammed soyjak images to annoy everyone and were so horrible that 4CHAN KICKED THEM OUT OF THE WEBSITE.
>imagine being so annoying even 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES can't keep up with your bullshit lmao
>so these soyjakkers made their own website called soyjak party
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<[CHAPTER 2: who are these bigots?]
>soyjak party is the worst website ever, it's where bigots, fascists, conservatives and the scum of the earth come to discuss school shootings, terrorist attacks, post gore and even CP.
>these criminals were responsible for 3 MASS SHOOTINGS. and they make online raids where they spam a soyjak edit called "tr**njak" which makes fun of valid trans women.
<*eats dubai chocolate*
>though the website makes good edits when they're not far-right stuff like incomprehensible chud cobson gemeraldstone billions must award.
>my favorite soyjak is the "fell for it again" one where it owns the MAGA fascists.
<[CHAPTER 3: the fall of the shitty.poopy]
>in 2028 the new admin called "poop" decided to shut it down after the CIA seized the site for being responsible for the 08/08 terrorist attacks of the same year. nowadays no one remembers soyjaks. which is a GOOD thing since the internet needs less bigots.
<*sips matcha*
>anyway thanks for watching like or don't if you don't want to and subscribe (not forcing) also make sure to subscribe to my patreon and sign up for my asian wife's onlyfans also shoutout to my channel members: sillyuwu21492 snca3248 dr soyberg, [lists 1000 names for 5 hours]
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(Verse 1)
Support the BNWO nusois, that's what they all say,
Posting on the message board and memeing every day.
"ACK if you're an inferior wiboi!" comes the cry,
While a little green Pepe watches from the side.
(Pre-Chorus)
Rare Pepe in the corner with a knowing little grin,
Watching all the posters as the chaos settles in.
Threads keep rolling onward, page by page they flow,
Nobody quite remembers how this meme began to grow.
(Chorus)
Oh, ack! Ack! Inferior wiboi!
Pepe's posting reaction pics, causing all the noise.
Ack! Ack! The thread is getting wild,
Every new reply somehow gets even more compiled.
(Verse 2)
The nusois write manifestos, twenty pages long,
Arguing in image macros, claiming they're not wrong.
Pepe drops a frog emoji, vanishes from sight,
Returns three posts later just to start another fight.
(Bridge)
Feels good, man, the chorus starts to rise,
Pepe in a wizard hat beneath the pixel skies.
The thread's completely derailed, nobody knows why,
Yet everyone's still posting as the hours drift by.
(Final Chorus)
Oh, ack! Ack! Inferior wiboi!
The meme machine keeps turning, bringing endless joy.
Ack! Ack! The posters all agree:
Pepe's somehow in the banner of this strange community.
(Outro)
Rare Pepe, Sad Pepe, smug Pepe too,
Watching all the posters do what posters do.
The thread may fade tomorrow, but tonight we sing with glee,
About acking like a wiboi in the land of Pepe memes.
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Jewtube dramaniggers say dis
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Geg
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marge did this get autosaged
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marge this is coal
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>>16366507 (OP)efforterald goes VP
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>>16366650>gifgo back instanigger
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not accurate enough, shitty woman video essayists wouldnt know about /qa/