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 â„–16365163[Quote]

I have a preference for tall and strong women i came up with a plan to date one.

I'll locate a sport event like female basketball or football and start crying near the teams after the match.
this should select for women with strong maternal instincts.
once I manqge to find a suitable contender I will start emotionally manipulate her by saying things like how she makes me feel safe and I need her in my life.

 â„–16366143[Quote]

Do this

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>crying until a woman dates you

 â„–16366178[Quote]

a masterful plan, i wish you the best of luck. as a 5'5 manlet i also really like the idea of a taller and stronger girl that could just pick me up and throw me around like a ragdoll o algo. i think it would be so nice to get to be the submissive one in the relationship, i wish i was born in a world where men were submissive and women are dominantbut yeah

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>>16366178
>>16366158
>>16365163 (OP)
INCELS

 â„–16366196[Quote]

just pick one and wait for her to be alone, then corner her and attack her with a sledgehammer. if she survives then she's tall and strong enough to fight you off so date her. if not then dispose of the body and try again with a different one

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>>16366178
I'm 6'6" but I want an 8 foot tall wife with massive musclebound thighs so that I can ride on her back to work. she will have pigtails that I can pull like reins

 â„–16366269[Quote]

let us know how that goes nigger

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>I have a preference for tall and strong women i came up with a plan to date one.
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>I'll locate a sport event like female basketball or football and start crying near the teams after the match.
>this should select for women with strong maternal instincts.
>once I manqge to find a suitable contender I will start emotionally manipulate her by saying things like how she makes me feel safe and I need her in my life.

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>>16366178
holy shit same tsmt

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>i also really like the idea of a taller and stronger girl that could just pick me up and throw me around like a ragdoll o algo. i think it would be so nice to get to be the submissive one in the relationship, i wish i was born in a world where men were submissive and women are dominantbut yeah


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