/soy/ - Soyjaks

cope meter just broke

I pretended to date women before

Date a man, then.

you are not wrong but your statement was misleading:

✅️ women are indeed annoying and considered the niggers of genders and you're better off without them

❌️ your hand will never feel as good as sex, but a fleshlight or better get a vibrating fleshlight will come very close or exceed sex in terms of overall experience and hygiene

I hope this helps!

incel

>>16365029 (OP)
i'm in the same boat, but i'm not coping because i've actually went out with a female after she instigated with me but i chose not to pursue because i don't care about relationships with females and i don't see them as fulfilling. you have to constantly walk on eggshells and change every facet of yourself just for their acceptance, and it could all be shattered on a whim if they decide one day they don't like you any more or if they see someone more attractive than you come along. besides, it necessitates giving them a bunch of private information about yourself which they can just hold or leak the second you break up, that is, if you wish for it to be emotionally fulfilling and anything more than just banal sexual intercourse, which you can just as easily have with a prostitute. i see no reason for relationships outside of reproduction.

>>16365073
a woman that wants you will make getting close to her easy, but even then women are intrinsically dirty and insufferable especially if you are autistic

>>16365065
actually fucking is physically exhausting. even worse, the woman might demand that you eat her pussy (possibly giving yourself throat cancer for zero benefit)
jerking off is easy. also you can pace it to maximize your pleasure
>>16365073
If you want to reproduce then just donate sperm. Actually raising children ranges from expensive and time-consuming (for good kids) to life-ruining (for tards, trannies, etc)
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you’re so right

>>16365065
the way that i jerk off, i probably am physically unable to have sex. i can't cum if it's slow, i beat dry, i'm talking multiple strokes a second. i've tried fleshlights to imitate real sex, with lube, couldn't even stay hard even with regular porn. i goon to depraved shit too. i agree with you op because i am even worse

Why so many foidchasers in this thread?

>>16365306
having a mid foid with a strong poop ass Crack doesn't help keeping a boner either

>>16365029 (OP)
this is because women are socially groomed by society to become literal rapemeat, for most it is impossible to foster a genuine relationship because they are soulless and have no personality
>>16365202
relatively unrelated but im 99% sure that oral sex on a woman does not cause throat cancer unless shes nasty and has HPV or something

I've never dated not because I think that I'm ugly but because I'm shy

>>16365465
hpv is super common thoughbeit
>inb4 only among sluts
it's a mathematical fact that a woman you have sex with is more likely than average to be a slut

sex and jacking off is for diddybluds and animals
this is why i dont do it

>>16365678
i mean it is, especially if youre young on a college campus, but most people dont have it, especially if they arent having random gross hookups

geggg