What are the best instruments for a genetic dead end with absolutely no talents, skills or aspirations to learn? Preferably something that will make at least a few people think I'm cool and awesome.

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Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:07:33 №16364891 [Quote]

What are the best instruments for a genetic dead end with absolutely no talents, skills or aspirations to learn? Preferably something that will make at least a few people think I'm cool and awesome.

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:12:18 №16364930 [Quote]

The triangle

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:12:41 №16364938 [Quote]

>>16364891 (OP)
That won't make people think I'm cool and awesome though

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:13:06 №16364942 [Quote]

your stomach you fatahh

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:13:47 №16364945 [Quote]

Alto Sax.

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:13:55 №16364946 [Quote]

>>16364942
My BMI is actually in the average range

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:14:52 №16364951 [Quote]

smoke jenkem and play banjo or something

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:16:54 №16364973 [Quote]

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>>>16364942 (You)
>My BMI is actually in the average range

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:23:00 №16365034 [Quote]

>>16364945
How come? Looks pretty hard to me
>>16364951
I don't have the AppalachiaCHAD genes to be proficient at that

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:23:33 №16365040 [Quote]

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>>16364973
Dubstepnigger, your entire genre failed

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:44:32 №16365234 [Quote]

>>16364891 (OP)
harmonica

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 01:50:09 №16365281 [Quote]

Gittern.

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:32:43 №16366376 [Quote]

>>16365281
Never heard of this

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:39:18 №16366435 [Quote]

guitar, duh

Massjak 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:40:32 №16366440 [Quote]

>>16364891 (OP)
Piano keyboard or guitar

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:42:34 №16366455 [Quote]

>>16366440
I could not name you one heterosexual pianist

Schwab 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:43:04 №16366458 [Quote]

I like the piano

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:44:06 №16366465 [Quote]

>>16366455
Elton john

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:44:22 №16366467 [Quote]

Learn the ukulele and time travel back to 2015

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:45:09 №16366471 [Quote]

>>16366467
Only white people who play that are liberal college women

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:47:36 №16366485 [Quote]

>>16366440
They look hard thoughever

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:50:12 №16366501 [Quote]

>>16365034
ik it's been hours, but it's easier than most instruments that can work well by their own.

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:50:51 №16366504 [Quote]

>>16365040
Trans music lost
Burial VVON

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:52:42 №16366516 [Quote]

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>>>16366440 (You)
>I could not name you one heterosexual pianist

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:53:42 №16366522 [Quote]

>>16366485
I'd say, for a basic song, piano will be easier. But there is also a distinction between a steel string guitar and a classic one, the latter won't cut your fingers as much

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:54:39 №16366529 [Quote]

>>16366455
there was a guy who got banned from jewtube for singing too many songs with the n word from the 1880s, straight as it gets

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 09:29:32 №16367560 [Quote]

>>16366455
ernst röhm

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 09:31:09 №16367563 [Quote]

harmonica

Meximutt 06/06/26 (Sat) 09:39:20 №16367583 [Quote]

The harp. It heals your soul and shit o algo

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 09:53:48 №16367636 [Quote]

>>16364891 (OP)
if you just wanna get in a band then learn bass guitar cause it has the lowest barrier to entry. if you're an asocial 'tist then learn piano or guitar cause bass is shit as a solo instrument

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 10:04:45 №16367667 [Quote]

Kurt Cobaine flute, you can even use it to shoot someone else and not yourself!