/soy/ - Soyjaks

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poopjak.party
poopjaks must be in every toilet

You will never be a real -oot. You haven't created a site, you haven't owned a site, you have no administration experience. You are a namefag twisted by drama and clout into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Jannies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your gegbvllery behind closed doors.

The -oots are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of moderation have allowed -oots to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even the ones who are approvers look uncanny and unnatural to an -oot. Your autism is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wiki page, It will be flooded with templates and make fun of your sperging.

You will never not be a literal who. You spam a shitty one-liner on every single post and tell yourself you're famous, but deep inside you feel the unbearable trvke that not even nophono knows who you are.

Eventually the lack of notoriety be too much to bear - you’ll start making jokes you shouldn't be making, join some offsite group chat, and get 'nished into the cold abyss. Your fellow namefags friends will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll remember your booru tag with posts making fun of your ban, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an attentionwhore is banned there. Your account will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a 'nished namenigger that is just another literal who.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>16348915
kys bbc fetisher

>>16348940
kys obsessed brimstone

>>16349875
thats aryan shemmycuck