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>masturbating with hulk hands

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>>16348899 (OP)
get a flashlight

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>masturbating with a cement mixer

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>>16348932
>fuck the cement mixer

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No,I dont do that

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^>masturbating with hulk hands

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dodis

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>>16348936
everything is a flashlight if you're brave enough

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>>16348942
Meds now not everything emits light

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>>16348961
actually all matter will emit light with enough electrical current applied so he's technically correct (the best kind of correct!)

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>>16348961
i mean the pocket pussy

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>>16349002
we knew that but it's more interesting to think about flashlights than fleshlights

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>>16349004
so everything is a flashlight?

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>>16349010
if you connect it to a high powered electric current sure

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>>16349010
yes, if youre brave enough

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there can be out there a fleshlight flashlight if you think about it

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FERALNIGGERS…………….

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>>16349036
i just patented this

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>>16349045
show me the blueprints

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>>16349047
No

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>>16349049
to patent stuff you need to show the blueprints

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>>16349059
you're trying to steal my trade secrets

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>>16349065
a trade secret is not a patent
Coca cola doesn't have a patent on their recipe
because if they have they'll need to reveal it
otherwise i will build my own

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i've said too much

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>>16349080
then I hope your flashlight fleshlight business goes well

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>>16349045
what use cases does it have?

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Here's the blueprint

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>>16349091
gooning emergency during blackout
and it's funny

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>>16349101
shark tank new product

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sharty tank

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neber goobn

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>>16349101
you should implement the same system that shake lights have into this contraption of yours

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>>>16349045 (You)
>what use cases does it have?
Gooning to the Ohm's Law triangle

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>>16349133
you recharge it by fucking it, genius

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>>16349165
but it's plugged into an industrial 480 volt power supply


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