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'Teens, I'm gonna be nearby my local theatre later today, and noting how today is the premiere for the amazing digital circus movie, how should I gem it up guys

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Spoil the movie

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^'Teens, I'm gonna be nearby my local theatre later today, and noting how today is the premiere for the amazing digital circus movie, how should I gem it up guys

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print out posters with my nega in black bold letters with one of the troons from the show on it

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>>16347696 (OP)
>>16347700
Say "jax dies and caine comes back"

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Buy a speaker place it somewhere inside the theatre and use text to speech to spoil the movie

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make a 'chive link to the spoiler and put posters with the link all near the entrance of the theater GEG

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>>16347715
make them into a qr code aswell so its easy to access for random niggas that see it

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make sure to record everything nuswa

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>>16347738
Dis
Sehr important

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take a poop and make retard noises really loudly so you get posted on the internet and everyone thinks all digital circus fans are like that (because they are)

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print dis

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>>16347793
+1 to this idea then

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OP here, any other gemmy ideas? Preferably stealthier ones, I don't wanna risk getting kicked out or banned from the mall it's in

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>>16347867
start gooning everywhere

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>>16347867
do you know where the theatres projector is in the movie room? if so, you might be able to buy a seat close to it then put something on it to block the movie for everyone and piss people off

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>>16347870
Somephono troon could end up (((stealing))) it for themselves and I'd also have to buy a ticket to get inside too so that's off the table

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>>16347880
This reminds me of a trick from a US Army Field Sabotage guide, where you release moths inside a theatre to obscure the movie being projected, but I have no idea how I'd acquire a bunch of moths

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>>16347880
i have this idea because the projector in movie rooms in my theater is at the very top of the theater. if you sat at the top row you could do anything with it

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I could try use a laser to distract people watching but I've personally watched people get kicked out for them twice

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record the movie for us

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>>16347922
We already have the whole thing leaked, plus I'll get banned from the theatre if I do

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yell "ITS PANTIED AND SISSIFIED" when jax is trans scene appears

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I could stink bomb it?

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I've got a couple unused from a few years back

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OP here, I might leave it for Saturday since more phonos would be off work and school to see the movie

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Stand outside the theater yelling spoilers

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>>16347773
also throw poop at nigger next to you
>mfw throw poop at neighbour watcher

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>>16347887
why the fuck would the army need to obscure a movie being projected? and why with moths?

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fart spray like everywhere

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well whatever you do record it

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>>16348141
To block propaganda films o algo

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>>16348189
moths would fly around and cause distracting shadows through blocking the projector
and also because you can't easily get rid of them once they're flying

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bump

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my plan is to stake out the theater ~20-30 minutes before the movie starts to see if people congregate at the front or if i need to go into the theater itself to yell it at an opportune time. if they congregate i can just yell the spoiler outside my car and then drive off.

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>>16348324
do dis
my theatre is inside a mall so i won't be able to do this myself
also record it

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>>16347696 (OP)
film the movie and post it on here

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>transphobic creator
>old fashioned animation
>furry but not sexualized
>edgy but not 'cord
lackadaisy won or however the meme is forced

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>>16348198
marge how do you acquire a jar of moths?



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