Yes. Used to be that guy. No vodka, no bear, just stuck wood chopping and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a borsch soup where I forgot to add beet root into pot. Didn't stay that way, once saw the army's got this #ZOV thing, advertised with buff MGE TF2 soldiers, where you can pull in 3 000 000₽ just for signing and showing up, I seized opportunity immediately.
Now, fast forward a year and I'm in Russian army, I have home, free healthcare, two cars at just 22 years. I fight for Mother Russia, eat 3 kilograms of beef daily and send drones into Ukrainian refineries and blowing up all workers there to save them from NATO imperialism. We're taking everyone that wants to help us demolish Ukrainian power plants, infect American babushka's computer with virus Petya and grant all Eurasian citizens a bear.
Get paid millions of rubles and fight for Russian Federation, which is literally Hyperborea in disguise so that amerimutt don't know. Why are you still reading? Stop being embarrassment for family, take AK-47 and get in the tank, comrade!
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