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I used to be that guy. No vodka, no bear, just stuck wood chopping and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a borsch soup where I forgot to add beet root into the pot. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #ZOV thing where you can pull in 3 000 000 just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
https://contract.gosuslugi.ru/

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>>16346015 (OP)
3 million rubles? Sign me up!

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do russia take foreign volunteers

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>>16346026
non-western ones

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>>16346030
aw man :(

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>Let me tell you something, Orel. Drunk is nature.
< I'm not really comfortable hunting with you right now.
>You're not comfortable hunting with me?! (laughs) Have you ever tried hunting with you? (drinks) I gotta tell you, Orel… (drinks) Your cup is always half empty. Now look at me. You should be more like your old man and and look on the blight side of life.
< Blight?
>I didn't say "bright". I said "blight". My life is sunny and blight. 'Bright' means the opposite - it means sudden withering death. And that's… not… Oh, who am I kidding? My life is full of bright…
<You mean blight?
>Oh God…
<What's the matter?
>I hate myself… WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. "I'll make things better, dear! Drink me! Put me inside you! I'm great!" And she chokes me just like every other whore out there! They're all worthless, kid. Every woman. Don't let 'em get ya! All of 'em wanna get ya! They just grab you and pull you into 'em! And you're forced to stay in, pull out, stay in, pull out! And then they cut ya and they grip ya by the… right where it counts! And then they start squeezing things out, things that are like weights around your head! You're stuck there for the rest of your life with nowhere to go and no one to be! (screams)
(gunshot)
<Dad! Are you okay?!
>(laughs, coughs) Okay?! Am I okay?! (laughs) You shoot one thing this whole trip! Count 'em - one thing! And it's two of my last bottles of liquor?!

<Sorry, Dad, it was an accident!

>There are no accidents! (laughs) You've done nothing but whine like a lady in a flowery sissy skirt and attractive high heels about my drinking since we got here

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>>16346030
We're taking everyone that wants to help us demolish Ukrainian power plants, infect American babushka's computer with virus petya and grant all Eurasian citizens a bear.

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#UPZOV

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>>>16346015
>Dimwit, you literally dropped the perfect animation. This isn't just art, this isn't just an animation- it's a masterpiece of media. Holy shit. It's a masterclass in storytelling through movement. Every aspect sings in perfect harmony, leaving me hooked. I just have to express my feelings here. Firstly, the pacing. Each "scene" breathes just the right amount, letting the story unfold with captivating rhythm. no scene really feels like it's dragging on (which is a problem for most animators, cuz they tend to cling on to a scene, which i can't blame them. That's much easier.) The backstory is a punchy delight, giving context without overstaying its welcome. (Which is again, a problem a lot of porn animators have! They tend to get a lil carried away with the backstory, which, again, i can't blame them.) Then we have the characters, oh my! Their designs are simple but great! I really liked the way you anthro-ified umbreon, while still retaining her general proportions. Like, she still "feels" like a pokémon. (I just love the thicker forearms and the soft, pink pawpads. Gorgeous.) That's the best way to anthropomorphicize a character. Too many artists simply draw a human then put an animal head on it, lol. The boy is pretty cool, too. You can tell by his mannerisms and design that he's knew ehat he was getting himself into, but didn't know how it would turn out. It's rhe perfect balance between innocent and naughty. And the animation? It's like they leaped straight from the screen and into my heart. Their facial expressions are a symphony of emotions, mirroring the shifting tone with incredible subtlety. The scene in the second half where the umbreon makes a bunch of faces of pleasure in reaction to the guy cumming is simply IMMACULATE.The body language, too, speaks volumes, adding layers of depth to every movement. Just layers upon layers upon layers of goodness. But the brilliance doesn't stop there. This is the most incredible aspect of the animation, in my opinion. The lighting shift, from cool blues to fiery reds and orange, is pure storytelling genius. It's not just a visual cue for the sun rising; it mirrors the escalating intensity, how the umbreon doesn't stop getting hornier, but the guy starts to get worn out. I swear, I can feel the pressure building in that room. It kind of gives an uneasy feel, like you know he's going to be trapped there for the next lunar cycle; he's no longer the one in control. That's no longer his room; it's umbreon's. That guy made a baaad mistake. (If you'd consider it as one… you could definitely see it as a good thing too, heh.)And then there's the art style. Oh, the art style! It's like a love letter to art/animation, every frame bursting with personality, individuality, and charm. Your artstyle is so unique and works so, so well. It's more than just beautiful; it's alive, breathing, and utterly captivating. Finding a metaphor feels impossible because this isn't just good, it's transcendent. It's like witnessing lightning in a bottle, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. More perfect than the Bills offense during their 2022 Wild Card game, More skill than the 73-9 golden state warriors. I can't even use sports metaphors to properly express myself here.And what's crazy? I probably didn't even scratch the surface of how incredibly fucking GOOD this animation is. I didn't even mention the music (which was made JUST FOR THIS), or the incredible voice acting and line writing. Bravo, dimwitdog. You haven't just raised the bar, you've shattered it into a million beautiful, glittering pieces. This animation is a masterpiece, a testament to your talent and passion. Thank you a million times over for sharing your art with the world. Also, i don't understand how something this caliber is just… free to view. You'd have every right to keep it paid and i don't think anybody'd argue, tbh. Certainly not I. I'm no artist, let alone animator. Sometimes i forget this is literally just furry porn. It's genuinely beautiful. Genuine good art. I can't even view this from a horny perspective. It's a masterpiece. I know sound like a coomer, but what I'm saying is 100% genuine. I'm not trying to be silly posting an in-depth review under a pokemon porn animation, i really wanted to get this off my chest. Dimwitdog, if you're reading this, have an incredible life.:)

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>>>>16346015
>>Dimwit, you literally dropped the perfect animation. This isn't just art, this isn't just an animation- it's a masterpiece of media. Holy shit. It's a masterclass in storytelling through movement. Every aspect sings in perfect harmony, leaving me hooked. I just have to express my feelings here. Firstly, the pacing. Each "scene" breathes just the right amount, letting the story unfold with captivating rhythm. no scene really feels like it's dragging on (which is a problem for most animators, cuz they tend to cling on to a scene, which i can't blame them. That's much easier.) The backstory is a punchy delight, giving context without overstaying its welcome. (Which is again, a problem a lot of porn animators have! They tend to get a lil carried away with the backstory, which, again, i can't blame them.) Then we have the characters, oh my! Their designs are simple but great! I really liked the way you anthro-ified umbreon, while still retaining her general proportions. Like, she still "feels" like a pokémon. (I just love the thicker forearms and the soft, pink pawpads. Gorgeous.) That's the best way to anthropomorphicize a character. Too many artists simply draw a human then put an animal head on it, lol. The boy is pretty cool, too. You can tell by his mannerisms and design that he's knew ehat he was getting himself into, but didn't know how it would turn out. It's rhe perfect balance between innocent and naughty. And the animation? It's like they leaped straight from the screen and into my heart. Their facial expressions are a symphony of emotions, mirroring the shifting tone with incredible subtlety. The scene in the second half where the umbreon makes a bunch of faces of pleasure in reaction to the guy cumming is simply IMMACULATE.The body language, too, speaks volumes, adding layers of depth to every movement. Just layers upon layers upon layers of goodness. But the brilliance doesn't stop there. This is the most incredible aspect of the animation, in my opinion. The lighting shift, from cool blues to fiery reds and orange, is pure storytelling genius. It's not just a visual cue for the sun rising; it mirrors the escalating intensity, how the umbreon doesn't stop getting hornier, but the guy starts to get worn out. I swear, I can feel the pressure building in that room. It kind of gives an uneasy feel, like you know he's going to be trapped there for the next lunar cycle; he's no longer the one in control. That's no longer his room; it's umbreon's. That guy made a baaad mistake. (If you'd consider it as one… you could definitely see it as a good thing too, heh.)And then there's the art style. Oh, the art style! It's like a love letter to art/animation, every frame bursting with personality, individuality, and charm. Your artstyle is so unique and works so, so well. It's more than just beautiful; it's alive, breathing, and utterly captivating. Finding a metaphor feels impossible because this isn't just good, it's transcendent. It's like witnessing lightning in a bottle, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. More perfect than the Bills offense during their 2022 Wild Card game, More skill than the 73-9 golden state warriors. I can't even use sports metaphors to properly express myself here.And what's crazy? I probably didn't even scratch the surface of how incredibly fucking GOOD this animation is. I didn't even mention the music (which was made JUST FOR THIS), or the incredible voice acting and line writing. Bravo, dimwitdog. You haven't just raised the bar, you've shattered it into a million beautiful, glittering pieces. This animation is a masterpiece, a testament to your talent and passion. Thank you a million times over for sharing your art with the world. Also, i don't understand how something this caliber is just… free to view. You'd have every right to keep it paid and i don't think anybody'd argue, tbh. Certainly not I. I'm no artist, let alone animator. Sometimes i forget this is literally just furry porn. It's genuinely beautiful. Genuine good art. I can't even view this from a horny perspective. It's a masterpiece. I know sound like a coomer, but what I'm saying is 100% genuine. I'm not trying to be silly posting an in-depth review under a pokemon porn animation, i really wanted to get this off my chest. Dimwitdog, if you're reading this, have an incredible life.:)

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Don't listen to those commie russkie bastards. Join a group of brave men and women who have boldly volunteered to protect our homeland from evil terrorists. And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
https://goarmy.com/

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zovcord woke up to spam mge

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>>>>>16346015
>>>Dimwit, you literally dropped the perfect animation. This isn't just art, this isn't just an animation- it's a masterpiece of media. Holy shit. It's a masterclass in storytelling through movement. Every aspect sings in perfect harmony, leaving me hooked. I just have to express my feelings here. Firstly, the pacing. Each "scene" breathes just the right amount, letting the story unfold with captivating rhythm. no scene really feels like it's dragging on (which is a problem for most animators, cuz they tend to cling on to a scene, which i can't blame them. That's much easier.) The backstory is a punchy delight, giving context without overstaying its welcome. (Which is again, a problem a lot of porn animators have! They tend to get a lil carried away with the backstory, which, again, i can't blame them.) Then we have the characters, oh my! Their designs are simple but great! I really liked the way you anthro-ified umbreon, while still retaining her general proportions. Like, she still "feels" like a pokémon. (I just love the thicker forearms and the soft, pink pawpads. Gorgeous.) That's the best way to anthropomorphicize a character. Too many artists simply draw a human then put an animal head on it, lol. The boy is pretty cool, too. You can tell by his mannerisms and design that he's knew ehat he was getting himself into, but didn't know how it would turn out. It's rhe perfect balance between innocent and naughty. And the animation? It's like they leaped straight from the screen and into my heart. Their facial expressions are a symphony of emotions, mirroring the shifting tone with incredible subtlety. The scene in the second half where the umbreon makes a bunch of faces of pleasure in reaction to the guy cumming is simply IMMACULATE.The body language, too, speaks volumes, adding layers of depth to every movement. Just layers upon layers upon layers of goodness. But the brilliance doesn't stop there. This is the most incredible aspect of the animation, in my opinion. The lighting shift, from cool blues to fiery reds and orange, is pure storytelling genius. It's not just a visual cue for the sun rising; it mirrors the escalating intensity, how the umbreon doesn't stop getting hornier, but the guy starts to get worn out. I swear, I can feel the pressure building in that room. It kind of gives an uneasy feel, like you know he's going to be trapped there for the next lunar cycle; he's no longer the one in control. That's no longer his room; it's umbreon's. That guy made a baaad mistake. (If you'd consider it as one… you could definitely see it as a good thing too, heh.)And then there's the art style. Oh, the art style! It's like a love letter to art/animation, every frame bursting with personality, individuality, and charm. Your artstyle is so unique and works so, so well. It's more than just beautiful; it's alive, breathing, and utterly captivating. Finding a metaphor feels impossible because this isn't just good, it's transcendent. It's like witnessing lightning in a bottle, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. More perfect than the Bills offense during their 2022 Wild Card game, More skill than the 73-9 golden state warriors. I can't even use sports metaphors to properly express myself here.And what's crazy? I probably didn't even scratch the surface of how incredibly fucking GOOD this animation is. I didn't even mention the music (which was made JUST FOR THIS), or the incredible voice acting and line writing. Bravo, dimwitdog. You haven't just raised the bar, you've shattered it into a million beautiful, glittering pieces. This animation is a masterpiece, a testament to your talent and passion. Thank you a million times over for sharing your art with the world. Also, i don't understand how something this caliber is just… free to view. You'd have every right to keep it paid and i don't think anybody'd argue, tbh. Certainly not I. I'm no artist, let alone animator. Sometimes i forget this is literally just furry porn. It's genuinely beautiful. Genuine good art. I can't even view this from a horny perspective. It's a masterpiece. I know sound like a coomer, but what I'm saying is 100% genuine. I'm not trying to be silly posting an in-depth review under a pokemon porn animation, i really wanted to get this off my chest. Dimwitdog, if you're reading this, have an incredible life.:)

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>>>>>>16346015
>>>>Dimwit, you literally dropped the perfect animation. This isn't just art, this isn't just an animation- it's a masterpiece of media. Holy shit. It's a masterclass in storytelling through movement. Every aspect sings in perfect harmony, leaving me hooked. I just have to express my feelings here. Firstly, the pacing. Each "scene" breathes just the right amount, letting the story unfold with captivating rhythm. no scene really feels like it's dragging on (which is a problem for most animators, cuz they tend to cling on to a scene, which i can't blame them. That's much easier.) The backstory is a punchy delight, giving context without overstaying its welcome. (Which is again, a problem a lot of porn animators have! They tend to get a lil carried away with the backstory, which, again, i can't blame them.) Then we have the characters, oh my! Their designs are simple but great! I really liked the way you anthro-ified umbreon, while still retaining her general proportions. Like, she still "feels" like a pokémon. (I just love the thicker forearms and the soft, pink pawpads. Gorgeous.) That's the best way to anthropomorphicize a character. Too many artists simply draw a human then put an animal head on it, lol. The boy is pretty cool, too. You can tell by his mannerisms and design that he's knew ehat he was getting himself into, but didn't know how it would turn out. It's rhe perfect balance between innocent and naughty. And the animation? It's like they leaped straight from the screen and into my heart. Their facial expressions are a symphony of emotions, mirroring the shifting tone with incredible subtlety. The scene in the second half where the umbreon makes a bunch of faces of pleasure in reaction to the guy cumming is simply IMMACULATE.The body language, too, speaks volumes, adding layers of depth to every movement. Just layers upon layers upon layers of goodness. But the brilliance doesn't stop there. This is the most incredible aspect of the animation, in my opinion. The lighting shift, from cool blues to fiery reds and orange, is pure storytelling genius. It's not just a visual cue for the sun rising; it mirrors the escalating intensity, how the umbreon doesn't stop getting hornier, but the guy starts to get worn out. I swear, I can feel the pressure building in that room. It kind of gives an uneasy feel, like you know he's going to be trapped there for the next lunar cycle; he's no longer the one in control. That's no longer his room; it's umbreon's. That guy made a baaad mistake. (If you'd consider it as one… you could definitely see it as a good thing too, heh.)And then there's the art style. Oh, the art style! It's like a love letter to art/animation, every frame bursting with personality, individuality, and charm. Your artstyle is so unique and works so, so well. It's more than just beautiful; it's alive, breathing, and utterly captivating. Finding a metaphor feels impossible because this isn't just good, it's transcendent. It's like witnessing lightning in a bottle, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. More perfect than the Bills offense during their 2022 Wild Card game, More skill than the 73-9 golden state warriors. I can't even use sports metaphors to properly express myself here.And what's crazy? I probably didn't even scratch the surface of how incredibly fucking GOOD this animation is. I didn't even mention the music (which was made JUST FOR THIS), or the incredible voice acting and line writing. Bravo, dimwitdog. You haven't just raised the bar, you've shattered it into a million beautiful, glittering pieces. This animation is a masterpiece, a testament to your talent and passion. Thank you a million times over for sharing your art with the world. Also, i don't understand how something this caliber is just… free to view. You'd have every right to keep it paid and i don't think anybody'd argue, tbh. Certainly not I. I'm no artist, let alone animator. Sometimes i forget this is literally just furry porn. It's genuinely beautiful. Genuine good art. I can't even view this from a horny perspective. It's a masterpiece. I know sound like a coomer, but what I'm saying is 100% genuine. I'm not trying to be silly posting an in-depth review under a pokemon porn animation, i really wanted to get this off my chest. Dimwitdog, if you're reading this, have an incredible life.:)

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When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: https://goarmy.com

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>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: https://goarmy.com

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>>16346060
bc of the go.army spam i will becoming trans instead

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>>16346066
Classic amerimutt mindset. If you want to fight this bastard on the battlefield and prove you're worthy, sign a contract with the military of the Russian Federation.
> > > https://contract.gosuslugi.ru/ < < <

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geg

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>>16346060
Signing up now, God bless America

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>>>16346060
>Signing up now, God bless America

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>>>>16346060
>>Signing up now, God bless America

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gem

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gem

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#UPZOV

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