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I just realized that you can bait Reddit with the copypastas listed from the 'ki. It went into a huge meltdown in the reddit Linux community. Probably the only and last time I used Reddit

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>>16338774 (OP)
send the link to the post

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WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS POST AND NOT SEND A LINK OR IMAGES TO THE POST

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well i was going to take a break from the jiggie thread but now this has my interest, damn you OP

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>>16338781
>>16338785

I am getting to it

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>>16338787
JUST SEND IT STO{P TYYPING

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>>16338790
This is them clitty leaking about the 'pasta

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The funny thing is, as soon as you tell me (and quite proudly, I might add) that you primarily run Linux, I already know a ton about you. I know that you have no artistic ability – that you're not into full-stack or front-end dev (no photoshop), you're not a photographer (no lightroom), and you're not into video editing (no premiere). I know you're not a software entrepreneur, as you would have needed full-stack development for that. I know you're not into remote collaboration with Google Drive (and Dropbox support is being ended soon). I know you're not an iOS developer (no XCode), or mobile developer at all (which generally requires Photoshop). I know you haven't honed your UX/product sense. Even if you dual-boot, I know you're in pain and will probably lose a bunch of data one day and have no idea what happened. You see that? In your search for "freedom," you have boxed yourself in like a caged rat.

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>>16338790
>la bwc

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i like baiting r/teenagers with the #quickship copypasta

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>>16338816
a lot of 'eens in the past discouraged it because of simply hating reddit from what i saw, but i always thought it had potential so i'm glad we can start doing this now

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>>16338836
What's that pasta?

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>>>16338816 (You)
>a lot of 'eens in the past discouraged it because of simply hating reddit from what i saw, but i always thought it had potential so i'm glad we can start doing this now
We can also make AI images and AI gigas. It works so well, especially in the tech sphere

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>>16338846

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

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>>16338860
sometimes i use this image to gaslight them

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>>16338860
Gonna try it in /pol/

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>Why the fuck would I need Photoshop for graphic design??? Everyone uses Figma
NOBODY DOES THIS

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>>16338892
No, I do this.

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i will try it out on a art subreddit and see if it works, since artists tend to be leaky most of the time



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