what would you do if you were alone at home at night and suddenly a little green man a foot tall with one finger on each hand 1.5 meters long scuttled up to you extremely fast and slowly started to try to put one of his fingers in your mouth?

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:49:14 №16335663 [Quote]

what would you do if you were alone at home at night and suddenly a little green man a foot tall with one finger on each hand 1.5 meters long scuttled up to you extremely fast and slowly started to try to put one of his fingers in your mouth?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:54:00 №16335689 [Quote]

just know that if you hurt him he may get away and tell all his people about you and you'd be done for

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:56:52 №16335703 [Quote]

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>what would you do if you were alone at home at night and suddenly a little green man a foot tall with one finger on each hand 1.5 meters long scuttled up to you extremely fast and slowly started to try to put one of his fingers in your mouth?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:58:40 №16335710 [Quote]

I would bite it and never let go so he can't get help

You are a nigger Lawrence 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:59:53 №16335715 [Quote]

I am Jakarta's leakiest neoboiclitty and this is my /soy/ xost.

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:00:56 №16335718 [Quote]

>>16335710
you wouldn't even try to make peace with the little guy this is humanities first contact with alien life

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:02:21 №16335727 [Quote]

>>16335715
*slowly sticks my 1.5 meter long finger in your mouth*

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:03:23 №16335733 [Quote]

>>16335718
For all I know that could be his sexual organ and he's trying to rape me, so it would be self defense

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:04:32 №16335739 [Quote]

>>16335733
*with one finger still in the other guys mouth i slowly stick my other finger in your mouth*

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:14:29 №16335777 [Quote]

I would activate the anti-alien alarm and call my swedish friend

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 23:02:59 №16336201 [Quote]

i would subdue him and interrogate him and figure out wtf he is and what his goal is