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You will never be a real 4channer. You have no memes, you have no anonymity, you have no anime girls. You are a chronically online zalpha twisted by internet and LARPing into a crude mockery of Internet’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back anons mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
4channers are utterly repulsed by you. 23 years of 4chan existing have allowed 4channers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even LARPers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a 4channer. Your age is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk anon home with you, They’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your Tiktoky humor. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a quit LARPing, become a normie, abandon your account, and it plunges into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a LARPer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably LARPer.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Pooner-coded
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I don’t wanna download Tiktok so can someone post the awardsan video here?