/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>16322768 (OP)
The king's english thou speakest not. Foul impersonator!
But worst of all, thou useth the trannycase! Aye, I doth weep in rememberance of that thou refuseth to capitalize any letters in the writing of thine.
Aye, woe unto me for stating this, but thou wilt never be a king's englishcel.

>>16322776
A pox unto ye, I speakest thou truest tounge of mine kindgdom. May thou be rent and quartered in the midst therof. Thou who speaketh lies and the inventor thereof, thou shalt seek shelter but thou shalt no find it. Thou shalt wear sackcloth as thy rainment and his days shall be abhorrent bread

>>16322776
There lies yonder gem.

>>16322802
>I speakest thou
Blimey! Dear fellow, this is rather incorrect.
Aye, 'tis an incorrect usage of "Thou", I shalt say, pertaining to all my majesty, thou art only knowledgeable in (((Modern))) english.
To thy accusations, I speakest not treachery or lies, but only truthful words with cleanest intent to expose OP's treacherous attempt at mocking our language, my dear esteemed sire!

>>16322820
thou sayest..