/soy/ - Soyjaks

I just woke up from a dream where I was playing dayz but it was more hardcore, at some point i found a stakeout shotgun and it became my main weapon for the rest of the dream, then at some point it changed into me escorting/leading a huge group of survivors, except the survivors were soyjaks and the only way they could get infected was by being bit by another infected variant of the same type, so I was leading them across Russia in pitch black night with only me having a flashlight out of a group of like 100 survivors, then we ended up in another town where the meximutt soyjak got bit by an infected meximutt and died in a very dramatic way infront of me, which for some reason caused me to clittyleak so hard i yelled out no then started shooting infected soyjaks indiscriminately which made all hell break loose where survivor soyjaks were shooting infected and getting infected themselves, also for some reason when infected got killed they would dissappear in a puff of smoke, anyway I unfortunately woke up before I could see how the epic battle concluded