/soy/ - Soyjaks

You see two piles of shit upon you, one came from a man and one came from a woman. However, you do not know who's shit is who's. Both shits are the same size, same thickness and density, same roughness (or lack of it) too, to your liking. Both are indistinguishable from one another, however after sticking your penis into one of them, you will be told whether it was the male or female poop. So my question is, do you fuck a poop and risk being gay?