№16297815[Quote]
>lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash
>decide to earn one billion GBP
>buckle down and start working hard
>clean the piss, shit, and cum jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP
>step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP
>get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each
>enroll back in college, 100 points
>keep racking up points for years
>lose weight, get fit 100,000 points
>get a gf 10,000 points
> graduate medical school 100,000 points
>get married and buy a house 1,000,000 points
>mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well
>decide to see them through college for bonus points
>fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis
>I'm getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP
>my sons are happy to see me
>my daughter is saying some shit about how stressful college life is
>"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive"
›well, honey, I'm sure you'll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP,. 10 points for giving fatherly advice means l've reached my goal)
>"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you
>honey I love you too, believe me life is-
>a smug smile creeps upon my lips
>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY
>right-hook my daughter in the face
>shit on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner
>my family looks on in horror
>sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home
>kick the door down
>shake her hand and smear i with shit
>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES
>she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one
That was 4 years ago. I've been living off my GBP and eating mounds upon mounds of tendies ever since.
№16297825[Quote]
>>lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash
>>decide to earn one billion GBP
>>buckle down and start working hard
>>clean the piss, shit, and cum jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP
>>step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP
>>get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each
>>enroll back in college, 100 points
>>keep racking up points for years
>>lose weight, get fit 100,000 points
>>get a gf 10,000 points
>> graduate medical school 100,000 points
>>get married and buy a house 1,000,000 points
>>mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well
>>decide to see them through college for bonus points
>>fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis
>>I'm getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP
>>my sons are happy to see me
>>my daughter is saying some shit about how stressful college life is
>>"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive"
>›well, honey, I'm sure you'll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP,. 10 points for giving fatherly advice means l've reached my goal)
>>"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you
>>honey I love you too, believe me life is-
>>a smug smile creeps upon my lips
>>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY
>>right-hook my daughter in the face
>>shit on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner
>>my family looks on in horror
>>sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home
>>kick the door down
>>shake her hand and smear i with shit
>>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES
>>she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one
>
>That was 4 years ago. I've been living off my GBP and eating mounds upon mounds of tendies ever since.