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marge
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what the fuck do I do genuinely I did not use a VPN and I know I'll be getting a visit from the glowies
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i used vnc to blow up some nigger shithole in malaysia with nukes onetime and nobody cared
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>>16294092nigga this is JEFF BEZOS we are talking about, my bloodline is FUCKED
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>>16294098rip your wages will be garnished for the rest of your life lil nigga
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>>16294063 (OP)better start rubbing your hands together and plastic surgeon your nose to avoid reprocussions
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I'm fucking praying that the ventilation had nothing to do with the rocket, i'm hoping it was just ventilation for a warehouse or some shit dude this is actually fucked
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LIKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE THE FUCKING VENTILLATION CONTROLS ON A FUCKINMG PUBLIC IP THAT IS GENUINLEY SO RRETATDE D AND IT HAD NIO FUCJKIUNBG PASSWORD
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>>16294136that's their fault at this point all you did was show them how shitty their security was
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its 2 in the fucking morning im going to bed i swear to god if i wake up to glowies i dont know what will happen fucking hell fuck
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OP just say βwhoopsie doodles, I thought I was ordering a pizzaβ like a bumbling retard and do a little jig when the glowies arrive
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>>16294174MAYTBE IF THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING SECURITY SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHY DID IT NOT HVE A PASSWORD
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>>16294193if the glowies come pretend to be mentally handycapped
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Joe Bezos here, you will pay for my rocket via 100$ gift cards you will also post bait on the shitty and break all rules
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Possibly my last moments as a free man and im wastinhgb it on a fuckjing soyjak website bro
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>>16294063 (OP)if this is true your already fucked 'teen. either pray to science it was unrelated or go bug out at someones place like a schizo till the news comes about what caused it, then you will know if it was you, if it was get ready to go hop some borders and push an alias. if you do bug out don't bring a phone or anything with cell access so your not tracked o algo.
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>>16294210i know, ive read evrey fucking article twice over, im so fucking scared man
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>blow up rocket
>telle everyone about it on soyboy wojack site
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>>16294174I think ventilation issue would be more of a slowburn, this looks like fuel leak or smh
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i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen
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>>16294213tbh I don't see how this could happen I think it's highly unlikely what he did could do that to a rocket. maybe blame the knuckle dragging engineers perhaps? OP I wouldn't get too worried I was just fucking with you
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>>16294217nigger ius dont know who else to tell my friend already knows this becasuie he saw me doiung it but other thanb that no one knows
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>>16294219THERE WAS LIKE 10 FUCKING TEXT BOXXES ADN I PUT 1488 IN ALL OF THEM I DONYT KNOIW IT WAS JUST SOME SCIENCE BULLSHITY
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>>16294232EVREYONE IMN MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLAREAS ION DEBT THIS IS NOT A FUCJIONG WIN
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If I were you I wouldn't post this shit mate.
If some shady looking guys will come and start idk talking with your family….
Idk run of into rural Wyoiming and start Ted KaczyΕski arc.
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>>16294240there's no way you are winning against jeff's lawyers dawg
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No way Blue Origin is too retarded for such thing to happen
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I pissed and shit myself from how funny this is
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>>16294240nah nigga you'll just go to prison for a little while you'll be ok
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Somebaldi add this to the βki happenings page this is kino as fuck
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piece of shit didn't even make it off the launchpad GEEEEEEEEEG
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Itβs possible in a broad sense, but right now thereβs no public evidence pointing specifically to a ventilation-system error as the cause of the recent Blue Origin New Glenn explosion. The company has only described it as an βanomalyβ during a hot-fire test, and investigators are still examining the failure.
A ventilation or purge-system issue could theoretically contribute to a rocket explosion because rockets handle huge amounts of volatile fuel and oxidizer. During ground tests, systems continuously vent or purge gases like methane, oxygen, or hydrogen to prevent dangerous buildup. If:
flammable gas accumulated where it shouldnβt,
a vent valve failed,
purging was insufficient,
or ignition happened in a confined area,
then you can get an overpressure event or fire that propagates into the vehicle.
That said, based on early reports and video observations, some analysts think the problem may have originated near the engine section or propellant systems rather than simply a βventilationβ failure. Possible causes being discussed publicly include:
engine turbopump failure,
methane or oxygen leak,
ignition timing issues,
plumbing/valve malfunction,
structural failure under startup loads,
or ground support equipment failure.
In rocket testing, even a tiny leak combined with the wrong ignition source can escalate extremely fast. SpaceX, NASA, and other launch companies have all experienced catastrophic pad explosions from fueling or engine-system anomalies before.
So:
Could a ventilation/purge error be involved? Yes, technically.
Is there evidence that it was the cause? Not at this stage. The investigation is still ongoing.
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>Itβs possible in a broad sense, but right now thereβs no public evidence pointing specifically to a ventilation-system error as the cause of the recent Blue Origin New Glenn explosion. The company has only described it as an βanomalyβ during a hot-fire test, and investigators are still examining the failure.
>
>A ventilation or purge-system issue could theoretically contribute to a rocket explosion because rockets handle huge amounts of volatile fuel and oxidizer. During ground tests, systems continuously vent or purge gases like methane, oxygen, or hydrogen to prevent dangerous buildup. If:
>
>flammable gas accumulated where it shouldnβt,
>a vent valve failed,
>purging was insufficient,
>or ignition happened in a confined area,
>
>then you can get an overpressure event or fire that propagates into the vehicle.
>
>That said, based on early reports and video observations, some analysts think the problem may have originated near the engine section or propellant systems rather than simply a βventilationβ failure. Possible causes being discussed publicly include:
>
>engine turbopump failure,
>methane or oxygen leak,
>ignition timing issues,
>plumbing/valve malfunction,
>structural failure under startup loads,
>or ground support equipment failure.
>
>In rocket testing, even a tiny leak combined with the wrong ignition source can escalate extremely fast. SpaceX, NASA, and other launch companies have all experienced catastrophic pad explosions from fueling or engine-system anomalies before.
>
>So:
>
>Could a ventilation/purge error be involved? Yes, technically.
>Is there evidence that it was the cause? Not at this stage. The investigation is still ongoing.
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Blue Origin's catchphrase is "Never tell me the odds" which is printed on their rocket
>The odds:
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geg you can't make this shit up
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>>162943241488% chance of brapping
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do nusois really
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Orange Conclusion
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>>16294324reddit ass joke
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OP read this very carefully. You need to change your identity and move to Cambodia. Ask around for a man named Alex Badr who runs a goat farm and be will take you under his wing and you will learn to become a goat milker. Take only your essentials and no electronics the three letter agencies could use to track you, and also gloves. You will NEED gloves, preferably durable leather ones.
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Fake and gay story this never happened
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>>16294410Dude check the news
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>>16294535GLOWNVKE INBOUND though
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>>16294416Well it happened alright but op had no hand in it
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>>16294535Wait is ops ip logged for messing with it? No way this can be real
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>>16294583yeah OP said he didn't even use a VPN, he's FUCKED
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Op you will be okay man
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SOMEBALDI 'CHIVE DIS
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Doubt it, could be some testing demo in some office there, nothing this big would be accessible by vlc, let alone be this damn simple
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Maybe delete this thread to not further incriminate op
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Gemmy bait
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>>16294086Why don't you just say you were a residential proxy or tuxler ip botnet they might believe you
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>>16294063 (OP)lying award never happened
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>>16294063 (OP)What did you use to find the VNC?
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Looking at OP's typing style, It looks like he hasn't posted for like 30 minutes, he might be cooked geg
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>>16294712He said he was going to bed
Probably forced himself to get off the βarty and downed a handful of melatonin pills so he could actually sleep instead of staying up all night panicking geg
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>>16294708I know VNC has been dnb for a year, but in the 0.001% chance this is real, I want to know working vnc finders
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>>16294720I know I just think it would be funny if the feds got to him that quick
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>>16294535>thrust chill>the explosion was caused by cryogenic leakageInsane coincidence or OP made a big boom boom
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up
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>>16294063 (OP)Bro…you are actually fucked.
You fucked with the engine of the rocket, it was undergoing a chilling process to cool down the engine because the fuel they use is usually kept at cryogenic temperatures. If you put the cryogenically cold fuel through the "warm" engine it will immediately crack the engine and break it due to thermal shock
TLDR, OP broke the engine and in turn blew up the rocket.
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>>16294286geg classic sharty VVIN
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>>16294063 (OP)OP you are genuinely looking at life in prison.
"As the engines appeared to begin firing, something clearly went wrong at the base of the rocket. "
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/blue-origin-new-glenn-rocket-explodes-launchpad-florida/ β16294871[Quote]
Engines are at the base of the rocket and OP fucked with the control system for the cooling of the engines before a test firing
On a side note, you'd think they'd password protect the VNC, but its really one of those 1 in a million things that no engineer or anyone really would think to account for.
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Marge what's vnc
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>Marge what's vnc
It's vantanigger cock
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>>16294874Virtual Network Computing
Basically itβs where you connect to a computer to control it from a different device
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>>16294885Why would op have access to dat when it affects a literal rocket
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>>16294891because Blue Origin's rocket engineering team is probably 90% based in India
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larp larp larp sahur
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>>16294904snopes? it definitely isnt.
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>>16294904That's what I was thinking. dei and h1b engineering
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>>16294891because they left a port open probably, its like finding a hole to a secret underground bunker deep in the woods. Its still there, anybody CAN access it. but its highly unlikely for anyone to actually jump in it.
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If this is a bait thread OP, you have my kudos. But I feel like its not bait.
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>>16294923Move this to /bait/
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Gemmy thread even if it's possibly bait
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>>16294928Hi, me and the boys down in Langley are having a laugh riot looking at this thread.
OPβs with us right now but heβs being waterboarded
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gemerald bait
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BLUE HORRIZON NUKE
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>>16294918Snca they can watch all they want
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put me in the screenshot
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email this thread to jeff@amazon.com
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send article nigga
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bump!
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if this isnt bait op should just ack atp
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vp
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Quote should leak OP's IP and give it to the glowies so we don't get glowNVKED
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>>16295091do this because it would be funny
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I hope this is real because fuck jeets for not securing their network, hope they hire real white people instead of third world poos
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If Blue Origin or the feds offer a reward for information leading to you, I'm claiming that shit IMMEDIATELY!
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>>16295122even doe Quote would claim the reward by leaking OP's IP and sending it to the feds
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if this is true OP just might have fucked up a million dollar contract with blue origin and NASA (the feds)
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>>16294663blud u cant delete threads
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>>16295146jannies can doe
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>>16295139predditor image
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op your best bet is to beg jannies to 'nish you
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>>16295151its too late for that palantir already scanned this nigger's rectum through the wifi wavelenghts and are gonna use the scan to identify him wherever he goes
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itt we blame this on 4chan
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>>16295146Nah like joons but its way too late
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>>16295164itt we take credit so we get final fame and quote gets to SID
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>>16295164quote should delete this thread and instrtuct OP to post the same thing on 4chan
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>>16294839a tranny shot both of xis parents and only got 25 years in prison, he'll be fine
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>>16295164blame it on some innocent βeddit like r/kirby or r/cats albeit
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>>16295177DO THIS
>evendoe 4chan datamines the fuck out of you β16295189[Quote]
>>16295180this is not believable
, just shut down the thread and repost the same thing on 4chan
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>>16295178this was a multimillion dollar rocket and part with a multimillion dollar deal with NASA
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>>16295188OP is raped aanyway, he may as well make a valiant sactrifice to avoid JSID
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>>16295178jew dont give fuck about trannies killing white parents they only care about their money
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>>16295192if this is real op can you make this post on 4chan and act like a 4cuck so when the glowies 'ape you they also 'ape 4chan
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Us at R/Indiagaming did this we were trying to play learn to fly 3 we are very sorry fuggen jerdee
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>>16295202do dis do dis do dis
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>>16295209sir I am very sorry sir we did this, this is true
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>>16295202even doe if OP gets fedded they'll go through his computer and see that he posted this thread here first, hence they'll rape this site and him first.
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>>16295209dont tell them, its not good for our izzat, us indians should perform more of these attacks
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>>16295231>>16295234not if quote deletes the thread and if he factory resets his computer or something
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>>16295234what if he just dismantles his pc and hides the parts
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>>16294063 (OP)Just lube up your butthole at this point and wait for the glowniggers to totally 'APE you
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>>16295242he already did it without a vpn it's over
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>>16295242nigger once you type something palantir already has it you dont even need to post it or anything like that,they have his rectum scanned and linked to his identity
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what if he destroys his router
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>>16295258The glowies will use ancient talmudic technology to put it back together again
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The jardee is responsible for this
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>>16295258your
(((isp))) keeps logs of everything you download and interact with
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>>16295257no they only trtack u if u aare imprtant
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>>16295267does his isp know who he is
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>>16294535hooo boy imagine if the mainstream media sees this
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Q predicted this.
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>>16295293mental outlaw bluds those who know
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>>16295244Nigga feds will tear your ass open If they think you are hiding any piece of hardware that will help them convict your ass.
>>16295258There's forensic info stored on his computer, if he used chrome there is forensic info stored in browser cookies, I bet he did this while signed in on his browser.
>>16295265His router and his ISP will give over info about him to glowies, and since he used no VPN its tied right to him.
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>>16295289the zog doesnt care about troons murdering their white parents but they would care about chuddies accidentally costing them millions of dollars
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Next time a rocket launches can we redirect the rocket to crash into Lesotho that would be gemmy I think
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put me in the screenshot
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>>16295321the site will be JSIDed by then
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>>16295324hononononon nuswas what is this
?
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>>16295328where do we migrate to
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>>16295332the youngins call it larp o algo,whatever that fuckin means…
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>>16295334theporndude discord server
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>>16295340its too jartypilled
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>>16295334The real world dude
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Never launch the zartyrocket
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>>16295343dont judge a 'cord by its name they talk about real world issues in there
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>>16295345theres foids there
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>>16295320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpy4LQRpE4meanwhile a chud got life in prison for killing 1 parent (not both)
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>>16295355what are you fucking surprised somebaldi gets life in prison for first degree murder
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>>16295364a tranny did 2 of that and got 25 years
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>>16294063 (OP)KEKKKK NO WAY
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>>16295372Because xeβs a vivaldi traiso wompa and therefore a protected class
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>>16294535why is all the text obviously drawn over? man I wish this was real
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nuswa actually think this is real
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>>16295382aren't we all vivaldi?
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Do people actiually believe anything you do on those websites affects anything IRL? If it was real that shit would be taken down by glowies within days or there would be way more incidents tied to it. This is bait
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>>16295403Damage control so xhe doesnt get raped by glowies award
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>>16295403gemmiest bait in so long kudos
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Thank you for baiting me and providing a more effort into baiting then saying βIβm trans btwβ
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itt we actually make it happen so OP gets fedded anyway
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>>16295403bait that revived /soy/ for 2 hours
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>>16295403This was actually the most finely crafted bait I have ever seen in a long time, you actually had me OP, I had suspcision but I couldn't prove you wrong, Have a good rest of your night friend, you earned it, thanks for entertaining us for a few hours.
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>>16295406We love too 'teen have a good one.
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up
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baiterald
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gem
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Somebaldi should make a video compiling this tread but remove the end where OP says itβs bait, that would be geggy
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Gemerald bait. Jannies move this thread to /bait/ so that it can be remembered.
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>>16295403Great bait, albeit I saw through it because we had an incident like this on /soy/ 1 year ago where we did VNC raiding on some spanish power plant, and the most insane coincidence happened where all power in Spain was shut off for a few days. So I felt like this was either bait or some crazy coincidence like that geg.
Gemmy bait man, keep it up
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Up
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made it up award
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genuine god tier gem thread go up
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Yes, of course a company would have a VNC for something extremely important be public and unprotected. Kill yourself lying little nigger
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>>16297063we literally saw a power plant have a VNC once
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>>16297071All of these are for testing. They are not the real thing, no company would be this retarded (unless it's ran by jeets)