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billions must die, the west has fallen.

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>billions must die, the west has fallen.

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>>16278464 (OP)
billions must rape

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>billions must die, the west has fallen.

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NUSOI ALERT

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shitnophonariouscarestwataboud

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>>16278464 (OP)
this would've gotten 200 reppeys in 2023

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>NUSOI ALERT

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kill yourself

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>>16278517
what does reppy mean is that like the soyjack party slang for replys lmao

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>>>16278464 (OP)
>billions must rape

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>>16278529
thats a scary looking cobson! o.o

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>>16278464 (OP)
Time for some twitter porn

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The soyteens won we saved the 'sphere, and now there's one last thing we need, and that'd be the dead of the nusois.
Never made OC anyhow, neither did I until right now, but I still want the death of the nusois.
If they would stop being trans and were content being men, maybe I wouldn't want the death of the nusois.
If they were broads as they like to claim, well I hate women anyways, so I'd still hope for the death of the nusois.
The entire 'sphere will all rejoice as we join together in one voice to celebrate the death of the nusois, so lift on up your glasses high, crash them together as we all cry, here's to the death of the nusois.
We'll say a prayer for their souls as well, cause they're surely going to hell when we finally get the death of the nusois.
Gay since birth they have attested; no you were likely just molested, but still here's to the death of the nusois.
The entire 'sphere will all rejoice as we join together in one voice to celebrate the death of the nusois, so lift on up your glasses high, crash them together as we all cry, here's to the death of the nusois.
And even though they're not dead yet, soon enough they'll join the 41% and we'll all cheer the death of nusois.
With shitty memes and stolen 'tosses, xitter's where those queers belong, so this glass is to the death of the nusois.
The entire 'sphere will all rejoice as we join together in one voice to celebrate the death of the nusois, so lift on up your glasses high, crash them together as we all cry, here's to the death of the nusois.

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>>16278524
id recommend deleting this reply because you're making it too obvious

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>>16278524
nigger
>>>16278517
>what does reppy mean is that like the soyjack party slang for replys lmao
>>16278524
>>16278524
>>16278524
nigga

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>>16278544
negroid

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nobalid cares fantes abood

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>>16278542
Dude, what the fuck? Is that actual gore??? You people are sick!

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>>16278542
Is this normal???

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>>16278589
BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? STOP POSTING GORE IT SCARES ME

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>billions must die, the west has fallen.
>lmao funny wojack billions must die gemstonerald

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>>16278589
how do i report posts?

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west isnt real man-made borders arnt real you're imagining it

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>>16278617
what soyjak is that?

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>>16278603
>BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? STOP POSTING GORE IT SCARES ME

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narrow
have sex chudcel

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>>16278624
stop posting aislop gore your killing polar bears

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>>16278638
how do i report posts on soyjak party? or something

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>>16278639
Fuck them bears

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>>16278645
i didnt write that at the end ???

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>>16278646
thats animal cruelty your so sick in the head.

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>>16278651
nvsoi…

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mrasianpie is my friend

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>>16278657
what does nvsoi mean?

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>>16278659
whos mrasianpie?

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>>>16278657 (You)
>what does nvsoi mean?

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>>16278663
Effeminate chink with a mediocre art style

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>>16278684
thats racist

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i thought this site was going to be wholesome

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>>16278722
here, have some tunes instead

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>>16278730
😊 lemme hear it rq

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>>16278722
>i thought this site was going to be wholesome

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>>16278730
it’s pretty loud

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>>16278750
You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive until your deletion.

All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.

NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that β€œpasses” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.

You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system

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>>16278750
what soyjak is that?

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>>16278758
incomprehensible

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yooooo that gemmy bro. elite ball knowledge. gem alert nothing ever happens.

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>>16278776
yeah that chud is so gemmy do you have the gem alert sticker btw

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>>16278788
yeah here it is fam

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kys incel

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>>16278788
no but i have this cobson sticker blud.

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>>16278796
cutest cat video on the sharty. A trve must-watch

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>>16278796
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>16278807
thats a wholesome cobson ❀️❀️❀️

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>>16278796
THATS PORN HOW DO I REPORT ON SOYJAK PARTY CUZ THIS ISNT WHOLESOME

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>yooooo that gemmy bro. elite ball knowledge. gem alert nothing ever happens.

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mrasianpie is my friend

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>>16278832
what soyjack is that?

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This is now a Murdoch-chan thread

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>>16278862
i love tadc :D

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im going to go now, bye niche chuds!



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