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>Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot – though it is sometimes served chilled – made by cooking or otherwise combining meat or vegetables with stock, milk, or water.
<sometimes served chill
^milk

>Żurek, from Poland, is a sour bread soup based not on meat or vegetable stock but on fermented cereal such as rye. According to a Polish cookery book, "it is always sour, salty, and creamy at the same time".

<cereal can be in soup

^soup can be cold and have cereal and milk

cereal is soup, dipshits

 16278429[Quote]

sourced from cuckpedia, if that matters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup

 16278431[Quote]

seca

 16278432[Quote]

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>>Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot – though it is sometimes served chilled – made by cooking or otherwise combining meat or vegetables with stock, milk, or water.
><sometimes served chill
>^milk
>
>>Żurek, from Poland, is a sour bread soup based not on meat or vegetable stock but on fermented cereal such as rye. According to a Polish cookery book, "it is always sour, salty, and creamy at the same time".
><cereal can be in soup
>
>^soup can be cold and have cereal and milk
>cereal is soup, dipshits

 16278437[Quote]

Chilled, not chill. Also for it to be soup it has to be processed in some capacity, no part of cereal making is a process, you pour milk on cereal.

 16278440[Quote]

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>>Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot – though it is sometimes served chilled – made by cooking or otherwise combining meat or vegetables with stock, milk, or water.
><sometimes served chill
>^milk
>
>>Żurek, from Poland, is a sour bread soup based not on meat or vegetable stock but on fermented cereal such as rye. According to a Polish cookery book, "it is always sour, salty, and creamy at the same time".
><cereal can be in soup
>
>^soup can be cold and have cereal and milk
>cereal is soup, dipshits

 16278455[Quote]

>>16278437
>Chilled, not chill.
so basically if i heat up the milk and cool it, it counts? your argument failed.

>Also for it to be soup it has to be processed in some capacity

this is quite literally not true, if you search it up soup does NOT need to be processed.

 16278461[Quote]

>>16278455
All soup is processed (typically by the heat). And yes if you heated up the milk enough, the cereal would become soup.

 16278468[Quote]

>>16278461
so soup is processed by heat

while in a cows body milk is around 40 degrees celsius meaning that the milk you pour HAS been chilled

 16278487[Quote]

>>16278432
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 16278489[Quote]

>>16278468 (me)
also milk goes through pasteurization meaning that it has been processed through that

so unless your drinking raw milk which is a horrible idea milk and cereal is soup

 16278490[Quote]

>>16278461
since its pasteurized at pretty high temperatures does that make milk soup even before you add cereal

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>>16278461
<stopped talking after being given facts
heh, guess i won

 16278922[Quote]

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>>Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot – though it is sometimes served chilled – made by cooking or otherwise combining meat or vegetables with stock, milk, or water.
><sometimes served chill
>^milk
>
>>Żurek, from Poland, is a sour bread soup based not on meat or vegetable stock but on fermented cereal such as rye. According to a Polish cookery book, "it is always sour, salty, and creamy at the same time".
><cereal can be in soup
>
>^soup can be cold and have cereal and milk
>cereal is soup, dipshits

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Arguing about obscure food classifications is reddit
>Is a hot dog a sandwich?!?!!



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