/soy/ - Soyjaks

dev advertised buttplug controls

>>16278122
basically this

>>16278122
i dont remember hakita doing this

ultrakill is troondogshit

ultrakill is gemmy and i dont know why people think its troonslop

>>16278122
There's a blahaj level

all ultrakill youtube videos are basically
>p ranking every ultrakill level unti i come out as trans to my parents day 173

p ranking every ultrakill level unti i come out as trans to my parents day 173

Because it is.
I like the game, but it obviously caters to troons

i still have to p (doctooes OMGSISA) rank the last difficulty i havent played in a while so i dont remember what it was called

>>16278110 (OP)
There's the troon shark bahljagh or whatever the name was, butt plug mod made by the developers, Gianni Faggotrano, majority of fanbase is composed by troons, dnb (drum and bass), selling official bodypillows of the characters, they portray Gabriel as a faggot in promotional art, the developers are faggots, etc.

>>16278175
fucking wordfilter raped me

>>16278184
who cares the game is fun

>>16278175
It was called Fraud, honestly, it was dogshit, not as good as Violence

doom1993 mogs

>>16278366
You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive until your deletion.

All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.

NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that “passes” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.

You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

>>16278366
geg, most of these things are irrelevant but picrel is still funny

I do not keep tabs on the development, but the buttplug mod everybaldi spergs about to me sounds like just like bait, like actual fucking joke, there is simply no way more than 1.5 mntally ill furfags ever used it. It's the kind of shit you release on april 1st. Blahaj being there sounds like a legitime troon pandering, unfortunately, but at least it's mild. Half of the community being troons isn't an indcator I think, troons latch to anyhting ever and push their agenda, here infestation is bad but whatever.
Like I watched a playthrough and to me absolutely nothing stood out as troonish, you got bunch of fucking levels and fighting mobs and shit, and boss fights and you do trickshots with a gun.
Of course troons would be attracted to a game with movement techniques and ashooting techniques, cause they're adhd fags and need to hone retarded irrelevant muscle memory skills for hours to dull the pain of never becoming a wompa.

>>16278110 (OP)
tsmt, all we need to do is chudify the game till the troons leave the community

>>16278714
This is all cops btw

>>16278815
*cope, fuggen autospell

>>16278110 (OP)
There's some troon shit but I also think it's a fun game when you ignore the rest

>>16278768
(((devs))) added buttplug support bro you're not doing shit; even if that was an april fools joke they still have openly supported transvestite crap

>>16278110 (OP)
bait everybody is falling for

>>16278768
don't waste your time

One of the devs openly repost porn of v1 on xis xitter, it’s rotten to the bone

>>16278900
this is boring put on porn and jerk off

>>16278900
i thought it's a solo dev?