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You are 'Plier. It's Halloween night, and you've been having an EPIC party with your Swedish friend Impish and your other buddy A24. You've been watching nostalgerino 90s classics, lightsaber dueling, eating red 40 laden sweets and sipping choccy milk. Even though you're all in your 30s, you feel like kids again.
But just as you're ready to settle in for the night's slumber party, you hear an ominous
>RAP
>TAP
>TAP
on the door.
What do you do?


RULES OF THE GAME:
<If you die to Rapeson, the game resets. You have 4 lives.
<If you escape Rapeson or kill him, you win.

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Open the door

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>You are 'Plier. It's Halloween night, and you've been having an EPIC party with your Swedish friend Impish and your other buddy A24. You've been watching nostalgerino 90s classics, lightsaber dueling, eating red 40 laden sweets and sipping choccy milk. Even though you're all in your 30s, you feel like kids again.
>But just as you're ready to settle in for the night's slumber party, you hear an ominous
>>RAP
>>TAP
>>TAP
>on the door.
>What do you do?
>
>
>RULES OF THE GAME:
><If you die to Rapeson, the game resets. You have 4 lives.
><If you escape Rapeson or kill him, you win.

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I was molested btw

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go get a gun from the bedroom

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a good thread and spamfags raped it, jsid
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check the window upstairs

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Rape myself

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>>16278002
soyjaks are anti violence and anti gun

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EVERYONE INSERT THE BBC

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GEM
i pray to fauci before planning to escape

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>>16277989
You open the door.
Your face is immediately ripped off and you're anally raped for 10 hours straight.
You are dead.

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You're now back to where you were at the start. What do you do?

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3 lives left btw

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>>16278052
gigaquote rapeson and use giga as a distraction

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>>16278052
Open the door but quicker

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>>16278052
call OMGSISA

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>>16278049
Dial up gigger

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call the doctors

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omg this is just like homestuck!!!

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>>16278052
tell rapeson if he touches you he is a failtroll pedo

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>>16278052
yell PANTIED AND SISSIFIED

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>>16278052
barricade door using furniture and also use my friends as unwiling sacrifices

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>>16278082
do nusois not know what adventure threads are? kek

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>also use my friends as unwiling sacrifices

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do a low cortisol dance and hope rapeson joins you and oreos

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>>16278099
Who is oreos

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>>16278106
nameroll

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>>16278115
But who is oreos

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>>16278123
oreo mascot

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Get The arrow Gun

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dungeon master is soooo slow
also u forgot IDs so we never know if it's (You) narrating or nahh

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>>16278206
I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN NIGGEEERRR

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>>16278065
You gigaquote Rapeson with a photo of Gigachad. He stares for a moment, then slinks away back into the shadows.
Feeling emboldened, you call up Gigachad. Rapeson must be scared of him! Giga will beat his heckin' ass!!
Unfortunately for you, cell service is out. 'Apeson must have brought a signal jammer.
What do you do?

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>>16277985 (OP)
is that Darth Raper outside

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>>16278257
barricade the doors and windows go to the kitchen and arm yourself with cleavers or knifes

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Kill my friend

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MOOOOOOOOOODS LOOP THIS THREAD

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>>16278228
cover the floor in banana peels

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>>16278257
forcefem my friends and deploy them as rapeson countermeasures

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>>16278268
Also try to make a Escape plan While at it o algo

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>>16278257
howl into the night so giga hears me. like in the 100 dalmatians when they call up all the dogs

 â„–16278368[Quote]

Up

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Already a dnb award

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>>16278415
IT TAKES TIME FOR ME TO DRAW THIS NIGGER!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN 20 MINUTES!!

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>>16278415
hes working on it impatient nigger

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>>>16278415
>IT TAKES TIME FOR ME TO DRAW THIS NIGGER!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN 20 MINUTES!!
i baited you tehe

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>>16278420
Too long

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>>16278434
OYYYYYY you're not me

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Now you are really taking a long time

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>>16278268
You barricade the windows and door with all the tables and chairs in the room, then hurry into the kitchen, arming you and your friends with steak knives. Owning steak knives may sound bad, but don't worry, you only use them for tofu.
Just then, though, you hear it again.
>THUMP
>THUMP
>THUMP
But this time, it isn't coming from the door in the living room. It's coming from below.
Rapeson is in your floorboards.
A24 breaks into a completely inappropriate smile.
<Oh my science! this is just like Dune!
What do you do?

 â„–16278504[Quote]

>>16277985 (OP)
Hello hans how are you

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>>16278502
I get the shotgun

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>>16278502
rape a24

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>>16278502
Rape my friends

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>>16278502
hop up on the counter so rapeson cant ambush me by breaking through the floor

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>>16278502
Get scared and take a shit, then, send a24 to check

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>>16278502
burn the poster on the wall for cooling and summon jimbo to fight for us

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>>16278502
use a funkopop as bait and create a trap using string stick and a box

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>>16278502
Activate my wife's vibrator to distract the bull (just like dune)

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soyduel him

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mrasianpie is my friend

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>>16278502
call up my buddy Quote

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>>16278502
get on object like kitchen counter and throw something near the fridge to make apeson think its someone stepping there and when he comes up tip the fridge over on him

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>>16278031
hey i made dat

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>>>16278502
>Activate my wife's vibrator to distract the bull (just like dune)

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bump

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op died

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>>16279032
nigger you typed this literally just as I finished the panels

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Dnb award

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>>16278535
Remembering your experience watching Dune in 4k Blu-Ray, you throw your wife's vibrator onto the floor to distract the BVLL.
There are a few seconds of waiting. Then a huge, muscular hand bursts through the floor, snatching the vibrator and carrying it back into the depths.
Then, the buzzing noise becomes strangely muffled.
You soon find out why.
A massive, hairy, warted behind rises from the hole.
Rapeson has put the vibrator in his ass.
You puke.
What do you do?



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