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 16274552[Quote]

>soyjak.party, year 2030

>agenda 2030 is complete


>soyjak.party is a publicly traded Information technology (IT) company


>troonjaks are permabanned for rule 7


>All soyjak.party users are required to install a kernel level """"""""anti-ban evading""""""" software on all electronics before being allowed to post (IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR)


>good goy score is implemented site wide. posters with low good goy points cannot create threads and have a limited amount of replies they are allowed to post


>every single reply even plain text must be approved by multiple NGO's, fact checking teams and the NSA before being allowed on the site


>All VPNs are banned, ALL cellular network IPs are also banned, you are ONLY allowed to post from your own personal pre approved by the NSA home network


>The site abandons its imageboard looks due to new users being unfamiliar with it, instead the site adopts a reddit/twitter like user interface


>Not a single soyjak has been posted for months, its all namefag drama troonslop media, and softcore pornography


>ALL users before entering the site must upload their government ID and face to make sure they are over the age of 18


>all users must have their cameras turned on while viewing the site, being constantly monitored by a government cybersecurity and psychiatric evaluation teams to make sure the user is stable and does not suffer from a panic attack in the off chance that he might accidentally view offensive content in his safe space board


>this is quotes party and (You) will not disapprove

 16274565[Quote]

>posting softcore gigger porn on ze wefarty



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