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i do this

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>>16258251 (OP)
MEDS NOW!!! that kind of porn does not exist.

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I’m indian village boy

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tsmt

>>16258251 (OP)
got it in one sentence

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Did you know George Floyd was actually a trans woman named Georgina Floyd? Black trans lives matter.

>>16258251 (OP)
Marge?

. or something

>>16258937
my thread has no traction can you recommend a good goyslop to eat?

I’ve seen that shit before. I don’t know where because I don’t want to remember it.

>>16259128
You claim to have seen the most brutal Christpill of them all?!
You Lie!

>>16259154
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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they're

Quote here AMA

ok so i am from Poland and my english is not so perfekt but i need to tell this story because it is real and happen to my cousin Tomasz who watch too much simpsons ok
so one day tomasz was watching the simpsons like normal episode ok. but the episode was strange. it was not on tv it was on a dvd he found in the trash near the church. the dvd had no writing on it just a picture of marge drawn in red marker and she was looking at you know what i mean? just LOOKING.
tomasz put in the dvd player. the episode start normal. homer say "mmm donut" and bart do skateboard. normal normal. but then
marge say "marge"
tomasz think ok maybe i hear wrong. but then bart say "marge" and homer say "marge" and lisa she was playing saxophone but she stop and say "marge" too. even maggie who is baby and cannot talk, she say "marge."
then marge herself turn to the camera and say "marge"
tomasz was very uncomfortable but he keep watching because tomasz is idiot and does not turn off the tv when scary thing happen.
the characters keep saying marge for maybe 7 minute. just "marge. marge. marge. marge." the animation was getting more bad each time they say it. like the color was leaving. like the drawings were forgetting how to be drawings. marges hair which is the tall blue hair, it start to grow. not normal grow. the wrong kind of grow. the kind that should not be possible in a cartoon OR in real life.
"marge" said marge
"marge" said marge again
tomasz say he notice the room was getting cold and his dog wojtek (the dog name is wojtek) go under the bed and not come out. animals know things. this is a fact.
then on the screen marge open her mouth but the mouth keep opening. it open past her face. it open past the tv. tomasz say it felt like the mouth was trying to open past the whole room but it could not yet. not yet. the word "marge" was coming out of the mouth but it was not sound anymore it was more like a feeling behind the eyes.
then marge say "marge" one more time but different this time. this time the subtitle appear on screen even though tomasz dvd player was not set to subtitle and it say:
"i have always been here"
and then the screen go static and tomasz see in the static, just for one second, something that was marge but was not marge. it still had the hair. it will always have the hair. but it had too many mouth and each mouth was smiling the smile that know something that you don't know and never should. and the eye were the color of the word marge if the word marge was also a place and the place was hungry.
tomasz turn off the tv and go to sleep with all lights on.
when he wake up in the morning the dvd was gone. wojtek the dog was still under the bed.
wojtek is still under the bed.
we have not check on wojtek yet
we are afraid to check on wojtek
anyway yeah this was a real lost episode and if you find dvd near a church DO NOT watch it. if marge say marge you must turn off the tv.
if you hear marge outside the tv
also turn off the tv
it will not help but you should still do it