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 ā„–16256503[Quote]

>7am
>back home from my daily 10km early morning run
>step out of the tramway that gets me home
>shoe lace gets stuck under the opening door
>I trip
<reddit space
>btw
>im a 21yo white male, 5'5 unfortunately
>puberty hit me late af, i can't even begin to grow a beard, shit sucks
<reddit space
>Fall head first into the chest of this guy
>guy is a literal giant slab of muscle
>stutter and excuse myself as I try to get up
>he lifts me up from the ground with 1 arm and puts me back on my feet
>1 fucking arm
>"watch your steps cutie. youre alright?"
>turn red, stutter even more and manage to mutter a fumbled "yes thanks"
>do a 180, leave without looking back

fuck my gay life

 ā„–16256516[Quote]

>>16256503 (OP)
nusois cant even try to make a good bait

 ā„–16256520[Quote]

I’m gooning to this

 ā„–16256529[Quote]

old toss

 ā„–16256541[Quote]

nu 'toss

 ā„–16256561[Quote]

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>>16256516
Oh this is bait ? It baited me then

 ā„–16256569[Quote]

>>16256561
I baited you

 ā„–16256577[Quote]

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>>16256569
Oh you baited me ? Well fuck you then

 ā„–16256585[Quote]

>Fall head first into the chest of this guy
>he lifts me up from the ground with
nonsense, F-, focus on making your story more coherent in the next writing exam

 ā„–16256587[Quote]

>>16256577
i vvoned
you lost
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

 ā„–16256591[Quote]

I'm not gay but he looks like me kinda geg

 ā„–16256592[Quote]

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>>16256585
You have the patience to read allat?

 ā„–16256594[Quote]

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>>16256585
why did you read it?

 ā„–16256598[Quote]

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>I'm not gay but he looks like me kinda geg

 ā„–16256606[Quote]

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>>16256587
Fuck you because of you I'll be seething for the next month thinking about you in my sleep

 ā„–16256643[Quote]

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>>16256585
couldn't he have fallen to his knees from tripping on his chest ? I picture this very clearly though

 ā„–16256649[Quote]

>>16256592
>>16256594
I take great care in improving this site's bait quality, that requires a through examination of each and every post

 ā„–16256655[Quote]

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>>>16256585
>You have the patience to read allat?

 ā„–16256662[Quote]

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>>16256649
>The sharty has master baiter

kek, jsid

 ā„–16256664[Quote]

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>>>16256585
>why did you read it?

 ā„–16256672[Quote]

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>>>16256649
>>The sharty has master baiter
>
>kek, jsid

 ā„–16256700[Quote]

>>16256643
the actions are still disconnected, there was no indication that he was falling DOWN, this is a writing fail

 ā„–16256701[Quote]

Eh, should've chosen a different pic for this bait
Last time I wrote a bait like this it worked wonders, hmm



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