/soy/ - Soyjaks

niggers, this is my story
<Rape space
My name's Nate higgerson, I serve as a knight for my gracious kingdom governing the land of soy. Doe I'm pretty unskilled and never won a duel in my life evandoe I was raped yesterday. I wear an armor and use a sword made of soylent, the switch is my trusty shield. Recently it has come to my attention that my mediocre knight skills are not enough to sustain me and my Soylent addiction, so I hit the soybarou to let off some steam and cope, this obsessed amerimutt told me about the secret gem that saved the party, and who gets it WABAG. Then this random nigger calling himself soyberg started insisting the mutt on taking alchemy and bbc, I think he must be obsessed.
<Raped space
The mutt gave me an ancient spell that he named the supersage. It could kill any commiepedotroon. He saw a certain strength in me and belived that I could save the kingdom, doe he could've just wanted to rape me o algo.
<Nigger space
^who is putting all these spaces doe
<None ov yaur bzniess mayne
I unsheathed my Soylent sword and my ambition burned like a ctkts, the mutt also warned me about some obsessed faggot who wants to take and destroy the gem for himself, the kingdom was at stake and I must save it. I never told da king qoot but some snitch leaked it and da king had issued the whole army to retrieve da gem, making my chance of getting the gem first much slimer. Oyyyyyyyy……. The gem is not where it's supposed to be on da map doe
^gigger space
<YO KANT DU DAT NIGAH
apparently this obsessed nigger called clamstaples had possessed the map I was given and changed the location of the gem. The gem was stationed in center of the grand soy town. Soytizens stared at the massive queen of spades symbol on the ground, they didn't move as if they were paralyzed watching the traiso bvll fuck their wife. I brought my soy shovel and begun the digging process untilda cord faggot knights came. Turns out they were aware of da gem too, and wanted it even doe they wnbaw. They were jartycvck, troonella, and the horrifying slopjak. Xhey trapped me using xheir ropes I was left helpless, it's over…….are you sure? Because gigger says it's just getting started, three NASGODS came to my rescue, gigger archer and his very best friends frogknight and alchemihtsm. The gigger threw poop at them
^no arrow, how could you tell?
<Leets kel da fukin failtrols mayne
>Geeeeg nusois can't even win a duel
The obsessed niggers cord knights ate the poop of gigger and loved the taste very much, htsm used his spells to call the mystical janjans, and frogknight beheaded them with his machete, but I did nothing. I just stood there watching like a cuck, but I felt like a cuck who knew the bvll had hiv. There was a looming threat, and indeed I was right. Out of the deepest pits of niggerhell rose the niggerking himself FNF PEDOKNIGHT. He wears a shield made of poop and niggers dying, and wields a sword of vantablack Soylent that absorbs all light in the world.
^i can't gigaquote dis
<JANJANS
>NUSOI SAVE US
They all felt fear, I didn't. Maybe that obsessed mutt was right. I was built to save the party and the lands of soy. We went into a slowburn, bone chilling A24 fight and I got the lead until he this nigger troon baited me. It's over for real this time. I sat down on the floor with Soylent spilled over my armor and a broken switch shield, with no hope left I accepted my death, until visions of a bright feature flew through my mind. A moustached leader leading his aryan army, a place where peasants could Jak to their hearts desire, a new age of soy. It filled me with endless energy that I channelled into a desire to save the sharty (evandoe I barely know what that phono is) my Soylent sword refilled itself and solidified into the shape of a rope and ACKED the nigger, I used the supersage spell I learned from the mutt to DOWN this troonnigger.
<We bet de failtrols an shieet
>Nusoi…..
^i was raped yesterday
I was crowned a gemmy hero by king qoot himself and they changed the town's name to soyjak which was my middle name to honor me. Qoot also offered me to marry his daughter soytan but I refused because I'm not a soytan gooner or something. On my way home I noticed some green glowing nigger who looks like he doesn't belong in this time, he was also seething so maybe he was obsessed o algo. I saved the sharty at last