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 â„–16218483[Quote]

whats your favorite sharty copypasta? need one for an SMV

 â„–16218485[Quote]

>Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds…. I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>So, you think it's funny to raid 4cuck, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
<[GNICAPS TIDDER]
>We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
<[01010010 01000101 01000100 01000100 01001001 01010100 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000001 01000011 01001001 01001110 01000111]
>We see a woman raped and we demand more..
<[UkVERElUIFNQQUNJTkc=]
>We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site…
<[SPACING REDDIT]
>Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit… We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew… We took down anti-Trump flags… We used to raid games and form huge swastikas… AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
<[TRUMP SPACING]
>We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
<[ZIONI- i mean MAGA SPACING…]
>Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long… I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4cuck, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4cuck ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
<[LITERALLY WHO? SPACING]
>Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
<[I RUN OUT OF IDEAS SPACING]
>Kek wills it

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>whats your favorite sharty copypasta? need one for an SMV

 â„–16218532[Quote]

I like the jefre-cantu ledesma ones where he flips out on Jamal and start calling him a nigger and the like

>TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!

>WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
>YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
>THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!
>TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

>t…tyrone?? I didn't pay you to post on 4chan and listen to loveless i paid you TO FUCK MY WIFE!! now go do that you dumb stinky poopoo NIGGER!!!! yeah i said it tyrone!! jefre cantu ledesma's music flows through my soul and my veins!!! i ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as you keep listening to touched y-

>*choking noise* ty-*choke* tyro-*choke*tyrone please let go i didn't mean to call *Choke* you *choking* please let go tyrone you're not a nigger-OWWWWWWWWWW no tyrone please nooo that's my last jefre cantu ledesma record nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T TEAR IT UP NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JEFRE NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER

 â„–16218541[Quote]

>>16218532
this dude goes through so much
its a miracle hes able to put up with soyak

 â„–16218554[Quote]

>>16218532
more of xhem
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME POUR A HOT ONE WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB PUSSY WHILE LISTENING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no…no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER

>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait….
>W-…
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>Tyrone? Tyrone…? TYRONE GET OFF YOUR LAZY PORCH MONKEY FAT ASS AND GET IN HERE I NEED YOU! Oh, there you are Tyrone. Heh, no I didn't call you a porch monkey Tyrone my boy you must have had your jungle beats on too loud. Now Tyrone, you know what day it is right? NO TYRONE YOU DUMB FUCKING NI- Tyrone… it's Halloween! The most spectacular and heckin awesomest holiday in all of the year! We get to be just like children again and forget all adulting while we dress up as heckin marvel and star wars characters. I've got you a darth vader costume and my nazi bitch wife a Leia slave costume and you're going to breed her white supremacist cunt on the front porch for all the evil white children to see while I hand out razor blade candies to all the little white devils that come to the porch. We're going to show them their place in this universe as slaves to the black God's desires, and you're going to fuck my asshole with your massive black fist too so I can sissygasm all over their shocked little faces while they see you ruin my wife's nazi slave owning bloodline. The sight will truly be burned into their little nazi minds for their whole lives! Tyrone… I don't heckin care if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Now get your costume on you stupid jigaboo nigger while I put jefre cantu-ledesma's love is a stream on the front speakers to set the mood, or ill have to threaten to kill my wife, myself, you, and your godlike black spawn again. I'll fucking cut you all into pieces before I blow my brains out all over your black cock. Heh… calm… just give me a puff of your niggerlicious weed… calm…

 â„–16218585[Quote]

>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>w-what do you mean you don't like that shit??????
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?!
>ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?!
>MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!!
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS ARE GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!!
>wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade??
>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME!
>w-whats this… your region has been… RANGE BANNED!?!?!?
>NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?!
>ACK!

 â„–16218608[Quote]

>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.

 â„–16218639[Quote]

>>>>>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NUKE EVERY MAJOR POPULATION CENTER IN AFRICA AND SPRAY AFRICAN VILLAGES WITH VX GAS FROM PLANES AND ROUND UP THE SURVIVORS AND MISCEGENATE THEM AND THEIR CHILDRENS CHILDRENS CHILDREN WITH WHITES AND ASIANS IN GIANT REPRODUCTION BREEDING CAMPS ALL UNDER THE GUISE OF AN INTERNATIONAL COALITION CREATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF EXTERMINATING ALL NIGGERS ON EARTH!!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD - EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD RAISE AVERAGE GLOBAL IQS BY 50 POINTS ENABLING THE COLONIZATION OF SPACE WITHIN THE NEXT 1000 YEARS - THUS SAVING THE HUMAN RACE FROM ANY NUMBER OF HITHER TO UNKNOWN CALAMITIES (SOLAR FLARES, ASTEROIDS, SUPER VOLCANOES - AND ULTIMATELY OUR DYING SUN) - ALL OF WHICH I SIMULTANEOUSLY CLAIM TO SUPPORT BY THE WAY (BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE AND ARTHUR C CLARKE AND CARL SAGAN)!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO DON'T KILL MY HECKIN NIGGERINO BLACK BULLS WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST WIPE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!! WE NEED THEM IN THE GIANT CIRCULAR VENUS PROJECT SMART MEGA CITIES BRAIN CHIPPED AND LOBOTOMIZED WITH ADVERTISEMENTS AND GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO THEIR MINDS WHILE THEY LUMBER AROUND LIKE ZOMBIE CATTLE, DRIBBLE DRIPPING FROM THEIR CHINS, CONTROLLED BY FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER COMMUNIST AI IN THE MICROSOFT AZURE CLOUD FOREVER AND EVER FOR A MILLENIA UNTIL THE POLES FLIP GENERATING A NEW BIBLICAL GREAT FLOOD WIPING OUT THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE (BUT ONLY BECAUSE ALL THE WHITES AND ASIANS WHO WOULD ORDINARILY BUILD DOOMSDAY BUNKERS AND SEEDBANKS WERE WERE EXTERMINATED BEFOREHAND IN A FAKE CONTRIVED THIRD WORLD WAR DESIGNED TO KILL ALL NON-NIGGERS), AND THE ONLY NON-NIGGERS LEFT ALIVE ON THE PLANET ARE THE VANDENROCKERCHILDS IN THEIR GIANT ARMORED FORTRESSES - WHO, RENDERED COMPLETELY MENTALLY UNFIT BY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF TALMUDIC ORTHODOX INBREEDING ARE NOW INCAPABLE OF REBUILDING CIVILIZATION BECAUSE ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS FUCK CHILDREN AND TELL AMAZON ALEXA UNIVERSAL CONSTRUCTOR TO MAKE THEM A HAPPY MEAL WITH BUNS MADE OF WHEAT GROWN IN FIELDS TILLED BY CYBORG MULATTO NIGGER SLAVES (WHO ARE ONLY CAPABLE OF ENGAGING IN AGRICULTURE BECAUSE THEY'RE MIND CONTROLLED BY AI SO YOU SHOULD BE GREATFUL FOR THIS EQUITABLE ARRANGEMENT YOU FUCKING INCEL)!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE… LE GOOD!!!!!!!!! STOP KILLING NIGGERS YOU FUCKING CHUD!!! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOSTPSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!



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