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Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:53:26 №16217931 [Quote]

you get 3 wishes

>no wishing for infinite wishes or adjacent bullshit

what do you wish for?

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:54:11 №16217942 [Quote]

a big mac, one large soda and some nuggets on top or something

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:56:50 №16217968 [Quote]

easy, I wish for omniscience, permanent metabolic neutrality and the capacity for endless knowledge

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:58:29 №16217977 [Quote]

I win the next 150 million+ lottery ticket. I don't like gambling, but this wouldn't be gambling because it would be guaranteed. And somebody will win it anyway, so I may as well get money this way because I wouldn't be stupid with big money like most big winners are. I'm not desperate for the money because I'm alright where I am, but it would be nice to not have to feel financial concern ever again.

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:58:55 №16217979 [Quote]

~~>>16217972~~
no fucking arrow

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 18:59:59 №16217986 [Quote]

>>16217977
Just wish for infinite money atp, or being epstein

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:01:26 №16218001 [Quote]

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>you get 3 wishes
>
>>no wishing for infinite wishes or adjacent bullshit
>
>what do you wish for?

>for my friends aryanpaul
>the guy who OGDquoted me for a few hours
>and poopgigger to return

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:02:14 №16218015 [Quote]

I wish for infinite wishes.

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:02:27 №16218021 [Quote]

>>16217986
I don't want infinite money.

Feraljak 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:02:29 №16218022 [Quote]

>>16217931 (OP)
Full control over time, that nano machines thing Armstrong has because it looks cool, an unlimited supply of every single firearm and ammunition in the world at my disposal

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:02:29 №16218023 [Quote]

1. Either to be the big buff grey man or to be the hunky twink sex machine
2. For the shitty to be good
3. Hitler to come back but have dat BBC this time around

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:02:51 №16218028 [Quote]

>>16218015
illiterate nigger

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:03:01 №16218034 [Quote]

>>16217931 (OP)
1. Infinite wishes
2. Infinite wishes
3. Infinite Wishes

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:03:33 №16218040 [Quote]

I wish for giga nigga’s bbc to penetrate deep inside my anus

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:03:45 №16218042 [Quote]

>>16218015
literate aryan

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:05:43 №16218061 [Quote]

infinite wishes or adjacent bullshit
infinite wishes or adjacent bullshit
infinite wishes or adjacent bullshit

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:06:39 №16218070 [Quote]

To have the strength to bench 850 ibs for 5 reps
To have the money to fund college/med school
More Good luck

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:06:48 №16218075 [Quote]

1) I wish to be able to wish for infinite wishes
2) I wish infinite wishes
3) I wish to rape OP

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:08:10 №16218089 [Quote]

1) adjacent bullshit
2) adjacent bullshit
3) adjacent bullshit

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:08:45 №16218094 [Quote]

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shove an umbrella up your ass, now give me infinite wishes or my second wish is for you to open the umbrella

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:09:16 №16218098 [Quote]

I wish for infinite BBCs
I wish for infinite wishes
I wish Quote shuts it down

Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 19:09:31 №16218102 [Quote]

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