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How do people goon 6-10 times a day? Ain't your dick hurting?

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use a soft fleshlight and maybe a vibrator, you can go hours without tissue damage

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>I goon 6-10 times a day. My dick isn't hurting.

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they're all in the splash zone!

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how do they not break their dicks? is it too small or are they too weak?

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>>16217709
на инт вeрниcь бoльнoй

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>>16217717
Nigga..

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>>16217709
ya nikavo ne ubival o algo

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i used to be a coomer and my dih was constantly red and despite the fact that it was painful to touch it i kept gooning but i'm cured o algo

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>>16217736
я какашки coбирал пoтoм eщe чуть пoдъeдал нo никoгo нe убивал

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gooners unironically only goon because they are bored. Porn is a good way to get a quick and easy dopamine hit, so you can get addicted to that dopamine cycle if you don't have anything better to do.

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>>16217753
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>16217753
>56 times

Jesus Christ Almighty

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>>16217747
nigga don't use your hand

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>>16217753
HIS DICK FELL OFF?

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>>>16217709
>ya nikavo ne ubival o algo
>>>16217709
>на инт вeрниcь бoльнoй
>>>16217705 (OP)
>хoчу пoкакать тeбe в рoт…

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>>16217747
Good work nigga

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>>16217747
sentient

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>>16217705 (OP)
They aren't using their dick… :3

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>>16217813
я мать твoю выeбал пидoраc

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>>16217948
Speak ebglish nigger

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>>16217951
ebglish

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>>16217951
я мать твoю выeбал кcтати

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they have a clitty instead

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>>16217705 (OP)
The physical sensation of your dick hurting is a trivial, superficial concern compared to the overwhelming, visceral reality of a body consumed by the constant, rhythmic expulsion of intestinal gasses. To goon incessantly is to live in a state of biological stagnation, much like the thick, humid atmosphere that settles in a room after a massive, wet, meaty fart has been released from a sweaty, unwashed butt. You worry about friction, but you should worry about the suffocating, cloying musk of a human being who is nothing more than a vessel for the stench of sour sweat, stale urine, and the pungent, acidic aroma of decaying flesh.

True endurance is not found in sexual repetition, but in the ability to exist within the nauseating, heavy cloud of a gut in total distress, where the air is thick with the unmistakable, stomach churning perfume of fresh feces and rancid, fermented cabbage. A person who goons that much is as trapped in their own cycle as a bloated colon is trapped in its own sulfurous, stinking misery, releasing a constant, liquid stream of hot, fecal odor that clings to the skin like a layer of old, pungent cheese.

Your concern is as thin and odorless as a clean room, lacking the profound, heavy weight of a life defined by the stench of ammonia, the humid musk of a dirty crotch, and the inescapable, overwhelming aroma of biological waste and intestinal decay. To truly understand the body, one must embrace the disgusting, heavy reality of a person who is a walking, breathing monument to the stench of human excrement and the constant, gassy eruption of a diseased gut.



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