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Thoughts?
I was held back a year so I’m 18

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The cup is a special cup she gave btw if that matters

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I don't get it

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>>16211429
What do you mean

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>>16211440
i don't speak sperg
what is happening in the screenshot and why did you feel the need to post it here

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>>16211440
Why are you sharing your pms on farty for starters

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>>16211447
She wanted know if my cup was in th fridge so o David I did also just got water pretty simple I’m EFL not an ESL shitskin

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I literally cant comprehend this post

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>>16211450
>pms
Marge I’m on I messages

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>>16211456
How it’s EFL

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Where is the funny?

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>>16211460
its in some niggerspergtokspeak and/or is non-sequitir

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>>16211477
How is ‘TOK speak what are you talking about what Dont you understand

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>>16211460
its niggerspeak, which maybe shares like 10 to 15% of the lexicon/structure of american english

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>ur welcome
<no hoodies tomororw, but did you locate your nike full zip hoodie? it's at school, they left it there
<you better have put your cup in the fridge
>i did, also i just got some water
<thanks
>your welcome
>corny reaction image
>>

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>>16211479
Translate that pm from ebonics to normal English for the white people

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>>16211483
It’s not nigger speak
>>16211484
True I don’t know what the first message of the grey person(my mom) was

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>>16211489
looks like niggerspeak to me

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>>16211491
Yw isnt niggerspeak

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>>16211484
I still dont get it? Is geting some water some kind of an own?

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>>16211495
also, who are you talking to, your mom?

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>>16211491
OP is most likely Canadian or English, as they both talk like that there. It shares a lot of similarity to niggerspeak (in that it's incomprehensible to normal people), the difference being there's no missed syllables

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>>16211495
I was thirsty so I got water pretty simple she also wanted me to put my cup in the fridge instead of sink

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>>16211495
it's most likely an snca fun fact, i do it too sometimes as do many others

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>>16211501
My English is normal what do you mean I on;y used abbreviations once
>>16211499
Everybody does every human does what are you talking about
>>16211506
No it’s normal conversation

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>>16211504
>putting your wife's son dirty cup in a fridge
Is your mom ok?

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>>16211510
Then why did you post it in the first place if it's just a normal conversation? Why are you even sending your mom 'jaks?

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>>16211510
>My English is normal
I agree, but it's different to how Americans speak, they are weird.
>No it’s normal conversation
I meant the comment on the water was a snca addon, it provides no value to the conversation apart from the fact that you did it, it's a mannerism common around the globe

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>>16211512
>wife’s son
Marge why are you putting 1st pov from my dads perspective also it was special and handcrafted/painted so…
>>16211519
Sending your mom ‘Jaks us Aryan

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>>16211520
True it was a Snca add on to appease my mother

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>>16211536
To appease my mother so she would forget about the cup

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OP FORGOT TO CROP THE PHONE NUMBER OUT

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>>16211530
>it was special and handcrafted/painted so…
Are handcrafted/painted cups supposed to be held in a fridge?

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It's incomprehensible. Are you a bunch of giggers?

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>>16211544
Yes to make the paint dry or something I don’t really know it works
>>16211542
Marge no I didn’t
>>16211545
No incompressible Saar
>arrow since I’m not a woman

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Should I send my mother afghan ‘o?

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>>16211557
Do you hate your mother well enough to do something like that?

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>>16211566
I don’t hate her though sending her it without watching it would be really hard

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