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 â„–16208478[Quote]

alone tonight?
here's a cool game WE should all play

>wait for night time

>make sure you're home alone
>turn off all the lights
>turn off all the electronics
>keep all the windows open
>take an overdose of benadryl
>only use your phone flashlight
>survive until morning

 â„–16208480[Quote]

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

 â„–16208483[Quote]

I got raped the moment I took a step out of my bedroom



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