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Dear /soy/
I’m a doctor at the Marshall University state hospital in Huntington, Ohio. I was/am sorta performing an operation to extract a tumor from a patients trachea. I instead got whatever this thing is out. I don’t know what to do with it since the patient is still unconscious (and may die from complicafions related to the surgery) so I’m posting it here for your viewing enjoyment.
Warning, pretty gross.

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Whoops forgot to blur it

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To clarify it is technically cabbel county hospital but I am a doctor as part of the Marshall exchange program

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>>16172026 (OP)
bro, call a nurse and more doctors, wtf do you think we can do?

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run nigga this shit from resident evil

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marge wouldn't touching your phone contaminate you

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>>16172026 (OP)
are you the OMGSISA we were always calling for

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>>16172033
It’s fine my other colleagues have it handled, just thought it was neat to post. Albeit even with the help we’re receiving he might not make it.

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can u juggle with it

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>it's 'o
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS GET OUT OF THERE NOW

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>>16172035
I’m in the lobby right now and I’ve finished the extraction . It’s up to whoever else is in there now.

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>>16172038
Probably not it’s a lymphatic tumor, aka filled with fluid. fuggen jerdee

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>>16172036
I’m a man.

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>>16172039
I reassure you this is not ai generated

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>>16172042
sentient doctor

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>>16172047
I am not hunky twink sex machine.

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>>16172042
can u put it in a bottle and try to do the bottle flip challenge with whatever that is inside

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>>16172051
Maybe. I’ll get in touch with my supervisor about that.

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>>16172046
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
'O HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT IT'S REAL

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To clarify more I am doctor Jenalee.

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>>16172054
Real ‘o is just blood and gore.

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>>16172026 (OP)
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh wait he's actually here

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>>16172060
No, actually. That’s my first name.

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>>16172061
bait dni

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>>16172064
bait dni

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If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

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>>16172053
>HEYYYY UHHHHHHH YEAAAAA CAN I STUFF THE TUMOR IN A BOTTLE AND FLIP IT?

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>>16172040
well you had to take the picture, didnt you?

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>>16172069
What is in the picture? There is no way a tumor could be the size of my dick and not kill the patient or something

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It’s late and my midnight shift ends in about 20ish minutes. I’m glad this is over with and now I can blogpost about snca.

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>>16172076
To be exact, it’s a lymphatic cyst that was covered in blood due to an unrelated hemorrhage. It is dangerous to the patient but was thankfully located rather distally to the trachea. This means it was mostly on the surface of the muscle.

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Tumor is just the layman’s term.

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>>16172086
Who is this? I haven’t seen this variant.

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I can’t believe I am still using this site.

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>what if my patients trachea had a BBC?

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>>16172130
This may look like a penis but it’s actually modeled after the human lungs, since that’s just how it formed for some reason. I’m not exactly an expert on how they get there but I can take them out.

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post this again with date tag and i will believe you award

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>>16172134
I am unable to go back in and take another photo as the tumor has likely already been disposed of. Also I’m clocking off anyways. I don’t quite care if you believe me, it is up to you to decide.

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>>16172137
It's real I'm the patient he removed my bbc

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>m-my final wish is for you to post my tumor on a site called, "soyjack"
<*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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>>16172026 (OP)
Ew what the fuck is that

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>>16172137
ok i believe you

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>>16172142
READ THE THREAD NIGGA

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>>16172142
A lymphatic cyst. Lymph nodes throughout your body distribute lymph cells to fight off infections, but can themselves be infected or swole up during times of high stress on the body.

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>>16172154
Like if your own body turned against you or something

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>>16172154
This reminds me of the scene in mib where J rips out something similar from the neck of a fish he's fighting

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>>16172171
Never seen that show.

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>>16172174
The Men in Black 3 movie, it's about two glowniggers doing psyops n shiet

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hey doctor I have a question I've been using dove beauty bars as soap but I know they're not actually soap do I need proper soap to get rid of the nasty bacterials on my body (and particularly my penis)

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>>16172179
Neat, I’ll have to watch it.

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>>16172026 (OP)
New type of 'o DOCTOOOOSSS

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Clotshot remains

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>>16172189
‘O implies it is ai.

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>>16172207
I’m not sure what this means.

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>>16172208
Someone make a video of it talking using Grok

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>>16172239
That would be neat

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Thanks doc

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>>16172253
OMGSISA.

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>>16172334
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>16172026 (OP)
W Eats?

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Eat it

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>>16172026 (OP)
Geg its a 'slot



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