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 16171145[Quote]

>be me
>terminally online soyjak party poster
>decide to make obvious gyarujak bait thread to farm angry nusois
>spend 3 hours carefully editing image of smug tan gyaru soyjak with heart pupils
>caption it “real men need a loud extrovert gf”
>hit post
>immediate 40 reply chain calling me every slur invented since 2007
>mission accomplished.jpeg
>keep making more bait
>start learning actual gyaru fashion “ironically”
>research eyelashes, nails, circle lenses for accuracy
>accidentally bookmark makeup tutorials
>tell myself it’s just for better bait quality
>friends notice I suddenly know what “agejo” means
>panic
>one night jokingly use faceapp “for the meme”
>stare at image for like 20 minutes straight
>why does this feel oddly comforting
>open another tab and immediately post
“NUSOIS MAD???” to suppress emotions
>months pass
>bait threads become suspiciously sincere
>start saying “she just like me fr” about gyarujaks
>someone replies “anon this stopped being ironic 6 threads ago”
>cold sweat
>finally realize
>the bait was never for the nusois
>it was for me
>mfw the psyop worked on the operator

 16171152[Quote]

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 16171153[Quote]

nophono

 16171157[Quote]

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>>be me
>>terminally online soyjak party poster
>>decide to make obvious gyarujak bait thread to farm angry nusois
>>spend 3 hours carefully editing image of smug tan gyaru soyjak with heart pupils
>>caption it “real men need a loud extrovert gf”
>>hit post
>>immediate 40 reply chain calling me every slur invented since 2007
>>mission accomplished.jpeg
>>keep making more bait
>>start learning actual gyaru fashion “ironically”
>>research eyelashes, nails, circle lenses for accuracy
>>accidentally bookmark makeup tutorials
>>tell myself it’s just for better bait quality
>>friends notice I suddenly know what “agejo” means
>>panic
>>one night jokingly use faceapp “for the meme”
>>stare at image for like 20 minutes straight
>>why does this feel oddly comforting
>>open another tab and immediately post
>“NUSOIS MAD???” to suppress emotions
>>months pass
>>bait threads become suspiciously sincere
>>start saying “she just like me fr” about gyarujaks
>>someone replies “anon this stopped being ironic 6 threads ago”
>>cold sweat
>>finally realize
>>the bait was never for the nusois
>>it was for me
>>mfw the psyop worked on the operator

 16171159[Quote]

Ai generated
Do better

 16171163[Quote]

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>>be me
>>terminally online soyjak party poster
>>decide to make obvious gyarujak bait thread to farm angry nusois
>>spend 3 hours carefully editing image of smug tan gyaru soyjak with heart pupils
>>caption it “real men need a loud extrovert gf”
>>hit post
>>immediate 40 reply chain calling me every slur invented since 2007
>>mission accomplished.jpeg
>>keep making more bait
>>start learning actual gyaru fashion “ironically”
>>research eyelashes, nails, circle lenses for accuracy
>>accidentally bookmark makeup tutorials
>>tell myself it’s just for better bait quality
>>friends notice I suddenly know what “agejo” means
>>panic
>>one night jokingly use faceapp “for the meme”
>>stare at image for like 20 minutes straight
>>why does this feel oddly comforting
>>open another tab and immediately post
>“NUSOIS MAD???” to suppress emotions
>>months pass
>>bait threads become suspiciously sincere
>>start saying “she just like me fr” about gyarujaks
>>someone replies “anon this stopped being ironic 6 threads ago”
>>cold sweat
>>finally realize
>>the bait was never for the nusois
>>it was for me
>>mfw the psyop worked on the operator

 16171167[Quote]

>>16171157
Necrontyr (Necrons before biotransference) looked like this btw.

 16171184[Quote]

ai generated

 16171186[Quote]

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>>be me
>>terminally online soyjak party poster
>>decide to make obvious gyarujak bait thread to farm angry nusois
>>spend 3 hours carefully editing image of smug tan gyaru soyjak with heart pupils
>>caption it “real men need a loud extrovert gf”
>>hit post
>>immediate 40 reply chain calling me every slur invented since 2007
>>mission accomplished.jpeg
>>keep making more bait
>>start learning actual gyaru fashion “ironically”
>>research eyelashes, nails, circle lenses for accuracy
>>accidentally bookmark makeup tutorials
>>tell myself it’s just for better bait quality
>>friends notice I suddenly know what “agejo” means
>>panic
>>one night jokingly use faceapp “for the meme”
>>stare at image for like 20 minutes straight
>>why does this feel oddly comforting
>>open another tab and immediately post
>“NUSOIS MAD???” to suppress emotions
>>months pass
>>bait threads become suspiciously sincere
>>start saying “she just like me fr” about gyarujaks
>>someone replies “anon this stopped being ironic 6 threads ago”
>>cold sweat
>>finally realize
>>the bait was never for the nusois
>>it was for me
>>mfw the psyop worked on the operator

 16171190[Quote]

Fuck off

 16171195[Quote]

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kek! OP got irony poisoned into becoming a gyarujak

 16171292[Quote]

Gyarujak would probably give good head

 16171295[Quote]

Imagine her sparkly nails wrapped around my cock that would be erotic

 16171298[Quote]

This didn’t happen

 16171319[Quote]

>>16171145 (OP)
>Using M instead of NN award 🥇
>Noone says this award 🥇
>>be nne
>>ternninally online soyjak party poster
>>decide to nnake obvious gyarujak bait thread to farnn angry nusois
>>spend 3 hours carefully editing innage of snnug tan gyaru soyjak with heart pupils
>>caption it “real nnen need a loud extrovert gf”
>>hit post
>>innnnediate 40 reply chain calling nne every slur invented since 2007
>>nnission acconnplished.jpeg
>>keep nnaking nnore bait
>>start learning actual gyaru fashion “ironically”
>>research eyelashes, nails, circle lenses for accuracy
>>accidentally booknnark nnakeup tutorials
>>tell nnyself it’s just for better bait quality
>>friends notice I suddenly know what “agejo” nneans
>>panic
>>one night jokingly use faceapp “for the nnenne”
>>stare at innage for like 20 nninutes straight
>>why does this feel oddly connforting
>>open another tab and innnnediately post
>“NUSOIS MAD???” to suppress ennotions
>>nnonths pass
>>bait threads beconne suspiciously sincere
>>start saying “she just like nne fr” about gyarujaks
>>sonneone replies “anon this stopped being ironic 6 threads ago”
>>cold sweat
>>finally realize
>>the bait was never for the nusois
>>it was for nne
>>nnfw the psyop worked on the operator

 16171324[Quote]

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>Fuck off

 16171539[Quote]

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>Imagine her sparkly nails wrapped around my cock that would be erotic

 16171704[Quote]

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KEEK! nusoicrudecoils really will go down this lane.

 16171710[Quote]

>>16171157
Republican woman phenotype



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