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Why did you go then
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date the other chuds then [smart] :lightbulb:
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>>16169354Because my parents made because they wanted to relive their high school days o algo
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Steal a woman from one of the chuds using your social skills to make them like you. Keep this website open so we can give you advice on how to do that.
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>>16169378I use soyjack.shitty I don’t have any social skills nigga
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>>16169384We can help you. Just go up to a woman, tell us what she says, and we’ll tell you how to respond
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Just leave or something, go the computer lab, open google and start playing Bloxorz or something
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>>16169403It’s at a fancy ass ballroom, I can’t escape
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>>16169398I wish I could pull that kind of shit
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>>16169421do random autistic bs
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Same thing man.
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>>16169421How so, are there any barriers or something, it can't be that hard to escape
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>>16169441Chaperones at every door nigga
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>>16169421DONT EACAPE! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS WE WILL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND
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Only person without a date in this social climate? I call foul
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>>16169448I do not believe you
In my 18 years of life I’ve never had a female friend let alone a girlfriend, I have no idea how to even interact with them
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>>16169452Go up to a woman. Say “hi”. NOW. Tell us what she says.
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>>16169452i harass black women (NOTE: NOT SEXUALLY HARASS), that helps me
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>>16169444I got an idea, are there any phonos that look like personnel that can enter or leave. Try to disguise as them and go through the door, you can undo the disguise once you are far enough and return home or grab some food from your local store
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>>16169462I have no money on me and it’s a 45 minute drive from my house
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>>16169473idk why you are bothering that much doe
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>>16169473Just walk, appreciate the suroundings and nature unless you live in hellish nigger drug addict town where anyphono can kill you
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Scream
>I AM TAKING GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS
as loud as you can and say "girlfriend pending anporval" to each girl who applies
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>>16169524geg I’ll do this though
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>>16169524Please do dis all the women will think you’re quirky
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>>16169535lie, they will make fun of you
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>>16169538No. Women like funny people. I’m funnny and all the females love me.
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Especially since it disturbs the (serene?) nature of muh ballroom setting
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>>16169353 (OP)you know what they say when you cant get a girlfriend, become the gi… ga and kill everyone
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>>16169548yes, i do dis but this DOES NOT WORK
do not do dis
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>>16169553IT DOES WORK YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE.
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>>16169560I can gauge that this does NOT work
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Screaming it out of the blue will make you look autistic.
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Also
>girlfriend
this takes a step too far in the humor
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Rape all the women
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>>16169598No I’m not a shitskin nigger
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>>16169597We all are, but it will make you look like a sperg
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>>16169606start helicoptering on a chair on a table
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>>16169524Don’t scream this since you’ll scare the women. Instead, try and say it as formally as possible in a one on one conversation with them. The contrast between your demeanor and what your saying along with your autistic nature will make them interested
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>>16169632Do it in a joking tone, dont take it muh seriously
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>>16169353 (OP)Post a pick of the ballroom
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>>16169640'ox urself, personal army will arrive sqqn
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Play 'g on the speakers
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AGERO
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>>16169353 (OP)This sucks, it would have been me 3 years ago but prom was cancelled
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>>16169353 (OP)meh, your prom could've been like mine where the mexican driving the party bus on the way home scammed me out of 200 bucks in cash