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I’m at the prom and I’m the only person without a date, even the other chuds got dates. Is it over for me ‘teens?
>inb4 foids bad

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Why did you go then

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date the other chuds then [smart] :lightbulb:

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foids bad

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I'll be your date

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>>16169354
Because my parents made because they wanted to relive their high school days o algo

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>I’m at the prom and I’m the only person without a date, even the other chuds got dates. Is it over for me ‘teens?
>>inb4 foids bad

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foids bad

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Steal a woman from one of the chuds using your social skills to make them like you. Keep this website open so we can give you advice on how to do that.

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>>16169378
I use soyjack.shitty I don’t have any social skills nigga

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>>16169384
We can help you. Just go up to a woman, tell us what she says, and we’ll tell you how to respond

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>>16169353 (OP)
'toss

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Just leave or something, go the computer lab, open google and start playing Bloxorz or something

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>>16169353 (OP)
start playing vidrel at full volume to ruin the night for the normalniggers because if you aren't having fun then they don't deserve to either

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>>16169403
It’s at a fancy ass ballroom, I can’t escape

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>>16169398
I wish I could pull that kind of shit

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>>16169421
do random autistic bs

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>I'll be your date

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Same thing man.

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>>16169421
How so, are there any barriers or something, it can't be that hard to escape

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>>16169441
Chaperones at every door nigga

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>>16169421
DONT EACAPE! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS WE WILL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND

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Only person without a date in this social climate? I call foul

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>>16169448
I do not believe you
In my 18 years of life I’ve never had a female friend let alone a girlfriend, I have no idea how to even interact with them

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>>16169452
Go up to a woman. Say “hi”. NOW. Tell us what she says.

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>>16169452
i harass black women (NOTE: NOT SEXUALLY HARASS), that helps me

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>>16169444
I got an idea, are there any phonos that look like personnel that can enter or leave. Try to disguise as them and go through the door, you can undo the disguise once you are far enough and return home or grab some food from your local store

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>>16169462
I have no money on me and it’s a 45 minute drive from my house

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>>16169473
idk why you are bothering that much doe

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>>16169473
Just walk, appreciate the suroundings and nature unless you live in hellish nigger drug addict town where anyphono can kill you

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Scream
>I AM TAKING GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS
as loud as you can and say "girlfriend pending anporval" to each girl who applies

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>>16169524
geg I’ll do this though

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>>16169524
Please do dis all the women will think you’re quirky

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>>16169535
lie, they will make fun of you

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>>16169538
No. Women like funny people. I’m funnny and all the females love me.

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Especially since it disturbs the (serene?) nature of muh ballroom setting

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>>16169353 (OP)
you know what they say when you cant get a girlfriend, become the gi… ga and kill everyone

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>>16169548
yes, i do dis but this DOES NOT WORK
do not do dis

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>>16169553
IT DOES WORK YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE.

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>>16169560
I can gauge that this does NOT work

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Screaming it out of the blue will make you look autistic.

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Also
>girlfriend
this takes a step too far in the humor

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>>16169585
I am doe

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Rape all the women

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>>16169598
No I’m not a shitskin nigger

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>Rape all the women

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>>16169597
We all are, but it will make you look like a sperg

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>>16169606
start helicoptering on a chair on a table

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it’s time for men

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>I'll be your date

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>>16169524
Don’t scream this since you’ll scare the women. Instead, try and say it as formally as possible in a one on one conversation with them. The contrast between your demeanor and what your saying along with your autistic nature will make them interested

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>>16169632
Do it in a joking tone, dont take it muh seriously

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>>16169353 (OP)
Post a pick of the ballroom

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>>16169640
'ox urself, personal army will arrive sqqn

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Play 'g on the speakers

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AGERO

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here's your prom date

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>>16169353 (OP)
This sucks, it would have been me 3 years ago but prom was cancelled

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>>16169353 (OP)
meh, your prom could've been like mine where the mexican driving the party bus on the way home scammed me out of 200 bucks in cash

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>>16169975
your arrow



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