/soy/ - Soyjaks

My oneitis would probably taste very simple but filling
like chicken noodle soup or something or like pho or something
I don't think I could bring myself to cut her into pieces and boil her doe
Unlike many
She is a good person and I would feel guilty making her suffer

>why are you doing this to me? who are you?
<so you don't even remember me? I figured.
>let me go or I'm calling the cops! my boyfriend kills people!
<I'm sorry it had to be this way. I really love you. You know that? Even though you might not know who I am.
>You're not going to get away with this. The police are on their way. Just let me go. Please?
<I know I'm not going to get away with it. And I'm sorry I brought you into my life. I'm sorry it had to be this way. You're beautiful both inside and out, and you don't deserve for this to happen to you.

I think something like this is how the conversation would go