/soy/ - Soyjaks

GET KILLED. GET BEHEADED. GET ROUNDHOUSE KICKED INTO THE CONCRETE. GET SLAM DUNKED INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY YOURSELF. DEFECATE IN YOUR FOOD. GET LAUNCHED INTO THE SUN. GET STIR FRIED IN A WOK. JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO. URINATE INTO YOUR GAS TANK. GET JUDO THROWN INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. GET YOUR HEAD TWISTED OFF. REPORTED TO THE IRS. GET KARATE CHOPPED IN HALF. GET CURB STOMPED. TRAP YOURSELF IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH YOURSELF IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. JUMP INTO A VAT OF ACID. EAT YOURSELF. DISSECT YOURSELF. SUFFOCTAE IN THE GAS CHAMBER. GET YOUR SKULL STOMPED WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. GET CREMATED IN THE OVEN. GET LOBOTOMIZED. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR (YOU). GET GROUND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. GET VAPORIZED WITH A RAY GUN. GET KICKED DOWN THE STAIRS. GET FED TO ALLIGATORS. GET SLICED WITH A KATANA. TOTAL (YOU) DEATH!