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Dear Spammers,
I noticed you were spamming and having fun on the spam board. This is deeply problematic to me because it makes me dysphoric as I identify as a soyteen, but I never post, and you're making the funny greentext 'jakkies problematic lost medias. The seldom times I do post, it's to notify femjanny that the log is 99.9% epic greentext reddit Soyjaks, and not the 100% I nonnegotiably require to scroll while I rub my useless nub to epic reddit funny greentext reddit compilation 'jakkies while at the potty. I wanted to make this post to remind you of your obligation to feed me unfunny slop for literally nothing in return, and janny, add more coaly spam filters and rate limits so I can take my sweet time to flickergoon to every epic wojack. Please and thank you
Sincerely,
A concerned lurker

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>Dear Spammers,
>I noticed you were spamming and having fun on the spam board. This is deeply problematic to me because it makes me dysphoric as I identify as a soyteen, but I never post, and you're making the funny greentext 'jakkies problematic lost medias. The seldom times I do post, it's to notify femjanny that the log is 99.9% epic greentext reddit Soyjaks, and not the 100% I nonnegotiably require to scroll while I rub my useless nub to epic reddit funny greentext reddit compilation 'jakkies while at the potty. I wanted to make this post to remind you of your obligation to feed me unfunny slop for literally nothing in return, and janny, add more coaly spam filters and rate limits so I can take my sweet time to flickergoon to every epic wojack. Please and thank you
>Sincerely,
>A concerned lurker

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Never leak Gemspeak 4. I was once a regular soyteen, I joined around late 2024 from Twitter and I really enjoyed making soyjaks. I still had a lot to learn, but i enjoyed browsing. One day, i read the wiki article on the gempass and talked to some people on /soy/ about it and like me they found the idea of it good except for the board. Like, who could ever think this could be a good idea? Only like 300 members and a number attached to people will become a discord server. Especially because we never know when something related to them is bait or not. So, it was June 6th 2025, there was a thread leaking that they were pedophiles. I had had enough. I immediatly started looking to leak everything about them once and for all. I was in the thread and a caca was spamming the method while a /gem/pedo said it would ban you. Of course I knew that was false so I used the method. I managed to get in the board. There was a thread titled "Gemspeak 3". The attached image was that shitty self insert they used. The start of the thread was just leakage about how they hate /soy/im, so I opened the thread to view it and leak it. This was a grave mistake, it immediatly opened 46 windows on my browser with images of dead nigger babies and videos of fat pajeets raping toddlers. I immediatly unplugged my computer and burned my hard drive. I then took my phone to report it to the FBI, but when i opened my browser it immediatly redirected me to the sharty board /CP/. There was every owner and admin posting disgusting content of children. I tried to close the page but it opened a thread in full screen i couldn't leave. Immediatly it became full of admins making fun of me, then my phone glitched a little and Soot posted an image of my face. Kuz started posting shittly machine translated russian laughs, Root sent stuff in Hindi i couldn't understand and Ronald posted a deepfake of me getting raped by Doll. I was only 16 at the time. I was terrified, but everything became way worse when the GPS icon appeared on my phone and Soot started slowly posting my location and then my name. I was horrified. I tried to turn off my phone but it failed so in an instant of panic I microwaved it. I then decided to go to the police, thinking they could help me. I put on my shoes and went outside and I saw 2 people, one was the most vantablack shitskin troon pedo, which i understood was Kuz due to the MAP pride bikini he was wearing. The second was a pajeet so he was Root. They jumped on me and knocked me out, I woke up briefly and saw they were driving in a desert that reeked of braps, we were in Mexico. The next time I woke up I was in a jail cell with every admin making sure I don't escape. However, they are retarded shitskin niggers, so I made a plan. I said to myself "oh, i am so sad i will never be able to reach my 4tb hard drive full of soylita futa gemmies i buried around 30 minutes from here with a car". Being retarded, they immediatly went in the JannyMobile driving and searching for it. I escaped the cell and went to the police station, officer Satoko_Houjou_Fan said "ay caramba gringo mi will send you to america border and they will fix o algo". He took me outsite and brapped on me so hard it sent me to the US border. I was able to get back in the US and I am now in hiding and protected by the police. I hope my story will help people so they don't fall in the same trap as me.

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>Dear Spammers,
>I noticed you were spamming and having fun on the spam board. This is deeply problematic to me because it makes me dysphoric as I identify as a soyteen, but I never post, and you're making the funny greentext 'jakkies problematic lost medias. The seldom times I do post, it's to notify femjanny that the log is 99.9% epic greentext reddit Soyjaks, and not the 100% I nonnegotiably require to scroll while I rub my useless nub to epic reddit funny greentext reddit compilation 'jakkies while at the potty. I wanted to make this post to remind you of your obligation to feed me unfunny slop for literally nothing in return, and janny, add more coaly spam filters and rate limits so I can take my sweet time to flickergoon to every epic wojack. Please and thank you
>Sincerely,
>A concerned lurker

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Dnb

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Anb

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Neither alive or dead nigger baby

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Dear Concerned Lurker,

I sincerely apologize for any unintended distress caused by our posts here on the spam board of Soyjak Party. We didn’t realize our lighthearted greentexts were making your experience less enjoyable, and we regret that my actions contributed to your dysphoria. We are very sorry.

We, your fellow soyteens, will happily take your feedback to heart, and adjust our posting habits and values to better align with your preferences. If there’s anything specific I or anybaldi can do to improve the spam board’s atmosphere for you, please let me or another 'een know—we are more than happy to accommodate!

Thanks for bringing this to our attention, and we hope you find the perfect balance of what you endearingly refer to as unfunny slop in your future visits and interactions with us. Peace be with you and in all that you do.

Best regards,
A Former Spammer (Now Chastened)

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>Dear Concerned Lurker,
>
>I sincerely apologize for any unintended distress caused by our posts here on the spam board of Soyjak Party. We didn’t realize our lighthearted greentexts were making your experience less enjoyable, and we regret that my actions contributed to your dysphoria. We are very sorry.
>
>We, your fellow soyteens, will happily take your feedback to heart, and adjust our posting habits and values to better align with your preferences. If there’s anything specific I or anybaldi can do to improve the spam board’s atmosphere for you, please let me or another 'een know—we are more than happy to accommodate!
>
>Thanks for bringing this to our attention, and we hope you find the perfect balance of what you endearingly refer to as unfunny slop in your future visits and interactions with us. Peace be with you and in all that you do.
>
>Best regards,
>A Former Spammer (Now Chastened)

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Poop

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>>Dear Concerned Lurker,
>>
>>I sincerely apologize for any unintended distress caused by our posts here on the spam board of Soyjak Party. We didn’t realize our lighthearted greentexts were making your experience less enjoyable, and we regret that my actions contributed to your dysphoria. We are very sorry.
>>
>>We, your fellow soyteens, will happily take your feedback to heart, and adjust our posting habits and values to better align with your preferences. If there’s anything specific I or anybaldi can do to improve the spam board’s atmosphere for you, please let me or another 'een know—we are more than happy to accommodate!
>>
>>Thanks for bringing this to our attention, and we hope you find the perfect balance of what you endearingly refer to as unfunny slop in your future visits and interactions with us. Peace be with you and in all that you do.
>>
>>Best regards,
>>A Former Spammer (Now Chastened)



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