/soy/ - Soyjaks

Here's my guide on how to get a SISA girlfriend.
First things first, do not start with "LET ME RAPE YOU WITH MY BBC SAAR GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" because that will land you in prison, which in turn will make you their girlfriend.
You want to do basic hygiene first. Take care of your skin, shower frequently, brush your goddamn teeth, and use deodorant.
Next, dress like you put some thought into it. You don't have to be a FashonGOD, but don't just wear a hoodie and sweatpants unless you want to go for less social women. You don't have to overdo it, thoughever, as you shouldn't stray from what you find liking. You don't have to follow trends.
Next is reeling in your sperginess. Be yourself, but don't start talking about train connections with her. Be confident, ask a lot of questions, and make sure to listen.
USE YOUR SENSES TO TELL IF SHE IS A DECENT PERSON, AS MANY WOMEN ARE FUCKING WHORE SLUT BITCHES WHO WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. ANY MINOR RED FLAG SHOULD BE OBSERVED. DO NOT RATIONALIZE ANYTHING SHE DOES. ASK QUESTIONS, AND IF SHE TRIES TO HIDE SOMETHING, IT MAY NOT BE DESIRABLE.
Be confident, and learn to flirt. The hardest, yet most effective way to learn this is the cold approach method. Learn to compliment them. Make them feel like a million bucks.
DO NOT LET THEM CHANGE WHO YOU ARE JUST TO STAY WITH YOU. YOU WANT TO BE A BOYFRIEND, NOT A PET OR ACCESSORY.
Know your type. Know what they like, and what they want. Do not try to be overly sexual. See them for who they are, not for their bodies.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND! AT LEAST THE BASICS!
And remember, anybaldi can get a woman. Even the dweebiest fag. The hard part is finding one who's right for you.