i wanna have Asperger's syndrome so I'm not going to the army for a year. like i have the symptoms, it's hard for me to communicate with people or have eye contact with them, but Idk, I've read that people with that don't respond to their name, I don't und

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Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:26:37 №16153629 [Quote]

i wanna have Asperger's syndrome so I'm not going to the army for a year. like i have the symptoms, it's hard for me to communicate with people or have eye contact with them, but Idk, I've read that people with that don't respond to their name, I don't understand how could this be possible, as I don't have that and I'm probably just an idiot that can't dump all the problems with socialisation and all this on some syndrome

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:31:29 №16153637 [Quote]

Asperger's doesn't make you not respond to your name doe that's just being retarded, you can still have it

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:33:21 №16153643 [Quote]

>>16153637
I'm probably a retard then or somethin. i went to my mock exam day before and after that i was nervous untill the next day just because there were to much people around and i had no idea what to do

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:33:57 №16153645 [Quote]

>i wanna have Asperger's syndrome
I'm an aspie and what you're asking for is pretty much the same thing as "I want to live in hell"

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:34:45 №16153648 [Quote]

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>>i wanna have Asperger's syndrome
>I'm an aspie and what you're asking for is pretty much the same thing as "I want to live in hell"

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:36:13 №16153651 [Quote]

>>16153645
i mean i want to be diagnosed with it so I'm not dying in the army, i have the symptoms

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:37:56 №16153654 [Quote]

>>16153651
Go to hospital take a test. Dr. Shekelberg will diagnose you the Aspergers
If they don't, go to other hospital

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:40:19 №16153660 [Quote]

>>16153654
i appointed it on may 20, but idk what they're gonna diagnose me with since my country's hospitals are not that good, all the money seem to be spent on the war in Ukraine

Colorjak 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:53:38 №16153700 [Quote]

>>16153629 (OP)
I was diagnosed aspergers syndrome when i was 6 and it is quite terrible I think. At least I can program computers

Chud 05/15/26 (Fri) 07:56:00 №16153710 [Quote]

I assume you live in a totalitarian country with social media surveillance if you have to do mandatory military service, so just make posts on social media saying you can't wait to join the military so you can kill people

Shotjak 05/15/26 (Fri) 08:05:24 №16153747 [Quote]

>>16153700
how's it like?

Kliksjak 05/15/26 (Fri) 08:06:25 №16153751 [Quote]

>>16153710
authoritarian, but you're right in general, yet if I'll write something like that I'm gonna spend my entire life in a madhouse