/soy/ - Soyjaks

ALL SISSY YTBOIS WORSHIP THE BBC. ALL SNOWBUNNIES GET BLACKED ONCE IT IS ACTIVATED. ONLY THE MOST ALPHA TYRONES HAVE ACCESS TO THE BBC. THE BBC IS GUARDED BY A FIGURE ONLY KNOWN AS "SPADESON"(valid trans woman btw if that matters, pronouns xe/xim). IN ORDER TO ATTAIN IT YOU MUST "BLACK" XIM
Well one day when i was borne to the creature known as Byrone, ancestor of Tyrone. It took years for the blacked metamorphisis to complege. Then was born, from the very depths of hades, the infernal Bibisi. When the ancient primordial unknownable divine saw what had descended upon the land they sent out angels of heaven, this sayeth the story of Enoch. The angles bred with human women, to create a BWC which would stop the BBC. However it failed and created the Nephillim, which begat DA JOOOOZ. So the earth was flooded after a while to remove these hellish creatures whihc abused their schlong powers to create monstrotities such as india, trannies, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. The strongest nephilim was known as Jefri-sptstien. When the earth was flooded the continents were scattered and the power of the BBC was contained to Africa, whos true name is unkown due to it being written in pre flood language but means "Biggest Bibisi" For thousands of years up until the evil men of Yakoob known as Yt-bois (meaning yt=cum, bois=skin in pre flood language remnants) rediscovered africa. The real purpose of the scramble of africa, was the scramble for bibisi. They built BBC breeder facilities to build the biggest BBCs. The entente used BBC launchers to win the great war, they merely invited America to obscure the real cause. BBC's power became known in the 21st century and lo and so forth came the Grand Master of Bibisi, known as SPADESON. Spadeson would unite africa under the banner of Bibisi, teach the KANGZ ancient Yakubian technology and crown the Bibisi as supreme to all the earth. The power of a truly harnessed BBC is unkown, it is said one who ever witnesses it shall never witness anything again. There is a forbidden BBC power harnessing ritual but it is now compltely lost due to the bronze age collapse. To the yt devils this is your sign, submit to the BNWO or be annihalated