>be me>doomscrolling Soyjak Party at 2am>see thread where anons are making fun of “girls who take everything into the bathroom with them”>phone>charger>drink>hoodie>entire emotional support ecosystem>thinking “this is so stupid who actu

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Woahjack 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:12:41 №16147818 [Quote]

>be me
>doomscrolling Soyjak Party at 2am
>see thread where anons are making fun of “girls who take everything into the bathroom with them”

>phone
>charger
>drink
>hoodie
>entire emotional support ecosystem

>thinking “this is so stupid who actually does this”

>go take a shower

>come back carrying my phone, water bottle, speaker, moisturizer, and oversized hoodie in one trip like a pack mule

>freeze halfway across the hallway

>realize i also lit a candle beforehand “for the atmosphere”

>suddenly remember the thread

>one anon had posted:
>“the pipeline starts when you develop a bathroom routine”

>genuinely consider deleting my account and moving into the woods forever