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Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:04:40 №16147751 [Quote]

>be me
>browse Soyjak Party
during exam week instead of studying
>see thread making fun of “girls who keep 37 tabs open for clothes they’ll never buy”
>everyone posting reaction images like this is the downfall of civilization

>open another tab to see what they mean
>then another
>then another

>3 hours later i have a pinterest account and strong opinions about cardigan colors

>one anon replies:
>“bro accidentally nested”

>physically ill from how accurate this is

>be me
>lurking late night wojak threads
>see anon claim “women don’t listen to music they absorb it into their bloodstream and pace around dramatically”

>stupidest sentence i’ve ever read

>later that night i’m walking circles around my room at 1am listening to dream pop imagining fake scenarios where someone calls me pretty

>remember the post mid-lap

>sit down immediately

>be me
>find thread arguing that “wanting your drink to match your outfit is terminally fembrained”

>mock them for inventing fake psychology
>next day spend 10 minutes deciding if the pink monster can should “fit the vibe”

>catch reflection in convenience store fridge holding the can like an instagram influencer

>it’s over

>be me
>anon posts:
>“cis men do NOT understand the spiritual importance of a clean cozy bedroom”

>roll eyes at obvious bait

>week later i own a small lamp, fake ivy vines, vanilla candles, and a blanket with suspiciously soft texture

>suddenly understand why girls in movies sit on beds kicking their feet while texting

>life ruined forever

>be me
>thread discussing “girl texting patterns”
>everyone joking about adding extra letters
>“hiiii”
>“omggg”
>“waittt”

>start doing it ironically to friends

>friend says:
>“why do you type like a bisexual art student now”

>stare at message for 15 minutes in complete silence

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:04:58 №16147754 [Quote]

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>>be me
>>browse Soyjak Party
> during exam week instead of studying
>>see thread making fun of “girls who keep 37 tabs open for clothes they’ll never buy”
>>everyone posting reaction images like this is the downfall of civilization
>
>>open another tab to see what they mean
>>then another
>>then another
>
~~>>3~~ hours later i have a pinterest account and strong opinions about cardigan colors
>
>>one anon replies:
>>“bro accidentally nested”
>
>>physically ill from how accurate this is
>
>>be me
>>lurking late night wojak threads
>>see anon claim “women don’t listen to music they absorb it into their bloodstream and pace around dramatically”
>
>>stupidest sentence i’ve ever read
>
>>later that night i’m walking circles around my room at 1am listening to dream pop imagining fake scenarios where someone calls me pretty
>
>>remember the post mid-lap
>
>>sit down immediately
>
>>be me
>>find thread arguing that “wanting your drink to match your outfit is terminally fembrained”
>
>>mock them for inventing fake psychology
>>next day spend 10 minutes deciding if the pink monster can should “fit the vibe”
>
>>catch reflection in convenience store fridge holding the can like an instagram influencer
>
>>it’s over
>
>>be me
>>anon posts:
>>“cis men do NOT understand the spiritual importance of a clean cozy bedroom”
>
>>roll eyes at obvious bait
>
>>week later i own a small lamp, fake ivy vines, vanilla candles, and a blanket with suspiciously soft texture
>
>>suddenly understand why girls in movies sit on beds kicking their feet while texting
>
>>life ruined forever
>
>>be me
>>thread discussing “girl texting patterns”
>>everyone joking about adding extra letters
>>“hiiii”
>>“omggg”
>>“waittt”
>
>>start doing it ironically to friends
>
>>friend says:
>>“why do you type like a bisexual art student now”
>
>>stare at message for 15 minutes in complete silence

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:05:00 №16147755 [Quote]

>>16147751 (OP)

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:05:19 №16147758 [Quote]

>>16147751 (OP)
shush

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:05:32 №16147761 [Quote]

ai generated geg

Ishish 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:06:24 №16147776 [Quote]

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>>16147761
no this is real

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:07:29 №16147786 [Quote]

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>>16147751 (OP)
using pinterest as a male is heteroARYAN behaviour though

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:08:48 №16147794 [Quote]

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>>16147786
>using 'pinterest as a male is heteroARYAN behaviour though

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:09:21 №16147799 [Quote]

BAIT BAIT BAIT DO NOT REPLY TO IT STOP TYPING NOW

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:10:19 №16147802 [Quote]

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Woahjack 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:10:26 №16147804 [Quote]

>>16147794
Nusoi don't even know that dating pinterest foids is the most aryan thing a man can do geg

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:13:52 №16147826 [Quote]

>>16147794
failquote and webp

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:16:09 №16147848 [Quote]

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>>be me
>>browse Soyjak Party
> during exam week instead of studying
>>see thread making fun of “girls who keep 37 tabs open for clothes they’ll never buy”
>>everyone posting reaction images like this is the downfall of civilization
>
>>open another tab to see what they mean
>>then another
>>then another
>
~~>>3~~ hours later i have a pinterest account and strong opinions about cardigan colors
>
>>one anon replies:
>>“bro accidentally nested”
>
>>physically ill from how accurate this is
>
>>be me
>>lurking late night wojak threads
>>see anon claim “women don’t listen to music they absorb it into their bloodstream and pace around dramatically”
>
>>stupidest sentence i’ve ever read
>
>>later that night i’m walking circles around my room at 1am listening to dream pop imagining fake scenarios where someone calls me pretty
>
>>remember the post mid-lap
>
>>sit down immediately
>
>>be me
>>find thread arguing that “wanting your drink to match your outfit is terminally fembrained”
>
>>mock them for inventing fake psychology
>>next day spend 10 minutes deciding if the pink monster can should “fit the vibe”
>
>>catch reflection in convenience store fridge holding the can like an instagram influencer
>
>>it’s over
>
>>be me
>>anon posts:
>>“cis men do NOT understand the spiritual importance of a clean cozy bedroom”
>
>>roll eyes at obvious bait
>
>>week later i own a small lamp, fake ivy vines, vanilla candles, and a blanket with suspiciously soft texture
>
>>suddenly understand why girls in movies sit on beds kicking their feet while texting
>
>>life ruined forever
>
>>be me
>>thread discussing “girl texting patterns”
>>everyone joking about adding extra letters
>>“hiiii”
>>“omggg”
>>“waittt”
>
>>start doing it ironically to friends
>
>>friend says:
>>“why do you type like a bisexual art student now”
>
>>stare at message for 15 minutes in complete silence

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:20:13 №16147886 [Quote]

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