/soy/ - Soyjaks

I was banned from the sharty, this is what happened.
I was just scrolling the sharty, but then i tried to reply to a post.
"You are banned! Ö"
The sudden switch scared me, and reading it scared me further.
Midway through, i heard a footstep.
Then another.
Then multiple.
As i looked around, i heard something else.
Incomprehensible barking.
Right after that, everything went black.
I woke up in a pitch black room, except for one white screen in front of me.
Suddendly, the screen switched over.
I was responsible for making the namerolls, and every nonsentient nameroll caused what i could only describe as feeling like a car hitting me.
I managed to sneak in a few cries for help, but it was to no avail.
After 9 hours, Quote himself came into the room.
He told me i'm free to leave, my appeal was accepted.
What i failed to notice was the smile on his purple face.
I believed i was free.
I attempted to cheer, but i felt something cold piercing me.
I once again woke up, but this time i was sent into a room with a desk, chair, tissues, and an old PC.
I turned the pc on, and i saw image after image.
After scanning the screen, i realized i'm responsible for approving images, as the last "volunteer" died of heart disease.
I'm now stuck approving images, and over time i've been writing my plea for help bit by bit.
My hair is turning orange, and my limbs are turning animalistic.
Whoever reads this, even if you can't save me, save yourself.
Never get banned on the sharty.