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>IS THAT… A FRESHLY MADE, ORGANICALLY PRODUCED, FREE-RANGE, ETHICALLY SOURCED ANIMATED SERIES??? AND IT HAS ECLECTIC COLORFUL CHARACTERS WITH CARTOONISH PROPORTIONS?!!?
>OH MY FANTHEORY, THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED! THE BULBOUS EYES AND CALARTS HALF-MOUTH ARE PARTICULARLY COMPATIBLE WITH MY TOTAL INABILITY TO READ SOCIAL CUES, READ THE ROOM, AND EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT (WHICH IS JUST A LE QUIRK THAT EVERYONE AROUND ME MUST ACCOMMODATE AND BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR AND NOT A SCHIZOID TRAIT THAT NEEDS TO BE BEATEN OUT OF ME)! THEY MAKE EVERYTHING SO EXPLICIT AND ITS JUST A WHOLE LOT LESS HECKIN COGNITIVE OVERHEAD FOR A POOR LITTLE SENSITIVE AUTISM CREATURE LIKE ME!
>AND IS THAT…. A MALE CHARACTER WHO DRESSES FLAMBOYANTLY AND PROUDLY, ACTS LIKE A TOTAL GIRLBOSS (POSSIBLY EVEN EATS GIRLDINNER), AND WHO IS VERY VERY LIKELY LGBTQ?!? THE AUTHORS KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THIS ONE! WE QUEERFOLX ARE DINING AND FEASTING AND ENGORGING AND CAROUSING ON THIS ONE TONIGHT! THEY SEE US, GUYS! THEY'RE ONE OF US THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE! THIS IS SO HECKIN EMPOWERING! I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO HIT UP RULE34 AFTER WATCHING THIS HECKIN RESPLENDENT PILOT EPISODE AND ENGAGE IN SOME QUEER PRAXIS!
>AND… AND… OH MY GODDESSE, THEMES?!? DEEP PROFUNDITIES ONLY REVEALED TO THOSE OF US GIFTED WITH MEDIA LITERACY SENSIBILITIES AND EQUIPPED WITH THE LENSES OF GREAT QUEER PHILOSOPHERS AND CUSTODIANS OF WISDOM THROUGH WHICH TO ANALYZE AND TRANSFORM AND TRANSMUTE?!? I WON'T BE DOING THAT BUT I SURE HECKIN KNOW A YOUNG TRANS GIRL WISE BEYOND HER YEARS WILL PRODUCE A 4 HOUR SYNTHESIS IN VIDEO ESSAY FORMAT FOR ME TO EAT MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO!
>THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD GET BETTER IS IF THERE WERE SOME HECKIN WEIRDCORE/DREAMCORE MUSIC TO SERVE AS THE SOUNDSCAPE FOR THIS MASTERCLASS IN SUBVERSIVE DECONSTRUCTION AND AUTEURSHIP… IM THINKING SILENT HILL VIBES MIXED WITH BREAKCORE WOULD GO NICELY WITH THIS ONE, BECAUSE I HATE LYRICS AND REAL INSTRUMENTS (MY AUTISM DOESN'T LIKE HUMAN VOICES OR THINKING ABOUT HUMANS PLAYING THINGS)

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all indie animated shows are directly funded by blackrock or are large corporations that have a ceo with a askhenazi jewish last name masquerading as an indie studio btw

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