What's the straightest thing a gay man can do?

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:54:42 №16137792 [Quote]

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:55:08 №16137798 [Quote]

>What's the straightest thing a gay man can do?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:55:26 №16137801 [Quote]

Be gay

Flartson 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:55:30 №16137802 [Quote]

Fuck a dude anally, it's no different from fucking a foid anally

Woahjack 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:56:00 №16137806 [Quote]

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:56:42 №16137811 [Quote]

>>16137802
fucking a foid anally is like skipping the chocolate cake for a muffin, fucking a dude is only being able to eat a muffin

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:57:08 №16137815 [Quote]

fuck a woman

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 17:58:04 №16137820 [Quote]

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:01:15 №16137835 [Quote]

have sex and marry a nice girl and raise a wholesome family and never groom anyone

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:01:30 №16137837 [Quote]

btw straightest thing, not honorable thing

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:02:10 №16137843 [Quote]

>>16137837
being straight is a honorable thing

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:05:34 №16137862 [Quote]

>>16137843
simping is not honorable

Nophono 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:24:03 №16138039 [Quote]

>>16137862
there's a difference between being a cuck, and being a chad trad husband

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:27:52 №16138079 [Quote]

>>>16137802
>fucking a foid anally is like skipping the chocolate cake for a muffin, fucking a dude is only being able to eat a muffin

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:29:50 №16138091 [Quote]

>>16138079
had to use food references since the sharty's userbase is full of amerimutts, o algo