/soy/ - Soyjaks

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this copypasta. I can still hear them saying “why did you post that” and “that’s fucking disgusting”. I even heard someone saying to their friend that they were going to have to kill themselves because of this post. I just laughed and gave them all a middle finger as I continued furiously masturbating. When the train stopped at the next stop a bunch of the people got off, but I stayed on and kept furiously masturbating. I was even moaning at this point. When the train stopped at my stop I got off and went straight to my room and furiously masturbated some more. I even recorded myself furiously masturbating to this post. I came so hard that my dick exploded and now I’m in the hospital. Doctors say I only have a few minutes left to live. Please pray for me. 🙏