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>Knock knock!
<Who's there?
>The guy who's just equaled the Bayern record for most appearances by an outfield play in the Bundesliga!
<The guy who's just equaled the Bayern record for most appearances by an outfield play in the Bundesliga who?
>Me!
<I don't get it.
>It's not a joke - it's true!
>Thomas Müller
>Ze Bayern Baller
>I've won it all, yeah
>And soon an Oscar
<He's Thomas Müller
<Ze Bayern Baller
<He's won ze most, yeah
>And soon best derriere, ha!
<427 Bundesliga games
>And I'll hit 2000 when I'm 68!
>I'm tied with Gerd, may he rest in peace
>Mirror mirror on ze wall, more facts about me, please!
>32 titles in your career
>Ze most by any German
<Though I'm near
>Assists - you've the most in Bundesliga history!
>Last 3 seasons… Top assists, me?
>Goals, you've scored a record 14 seasons
>Titles - a record 11 times champions!
Jamal's my favourite!
>What?! He's glitched!
<Take zat mirror off ze pitch!
>Mirror, mirror
>Tell Thomas Müller
>Who is ze fairest und fittest baller
>It's you-oo Thomas
>Me?
>Ze fairest baller
>No way!
>Ze fittest baller
>You'll make zis cover!
>Thomas Müller
>Ze Bayern Baller
>I've won it all, yeah
>And soon an Oscar
<He's Thomas Müller
<Ze Bayern Baller
<He's won ze most, yeah
>And soon ze best hair, yeah!
>Ahahahaha! You look ridiculous! Ahahahahahoo!
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