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Today while going shopping to my local supermarket, I accidentally bumped into a huge guy who was shopping with his friends. I'm quite small for a guy and am clumsy, so I tripped and fell on my ass.
The guy gently helped me and said
>Woah carefull, princess

They laughed and walked away, leaving me with a huge blush on my face and my heart racing like a horse.

I'm so confused

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 16129228[Quote]

holy faggot

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So clearly a copypasta that will bait so many retards…

 16129248[Quote]

youre gay :3c

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LMAOOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS GAY NIGGER

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>>16129217 (OP)
Pooner hands wrote this

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>Today while going shopping to my local supermarket, I accidentally bumped into a huge guy who was shopping with his friends. I'm quite small for a guy and am clumsy, so I tripped and fell on my ass.
>The guy gently helped me and said
>>Woah carefull, princess
>
>They laughed and walked away, leaving me with a huge blush on my face and my heart racing like a horse.
>
>I'm so confused

 16129261[Quote]

you already know this bait was copied from some actual faggot who sincerely wrote this

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Some old trannytoss from 4cuck that was voiced by some snca 4cucktuber who does screencap voiceovers

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>>16129267
Lmao I can't find this copypasta anywhere, this might actually be new stuff, holy brimstone

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>>16129261
OP is the faggot
Nusois… this is your userbase…

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 16129316[Quote]

i kinda like fagbait cause it's more whimsical and funny than bbcbait

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KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

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>>16129316
ya its rly cute! :3

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>ya its rly cute! :3

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JSID

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OP, you might be gay. Just saying but this is not a normal guy's reaction to being called a princess.
I'd be crazy mad if he talked to me that way

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>>16129228
nusois make up 20% of the sharty yet fall for 90% of the bait

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>>16129477
Lmao I'm not a nusoi I've been here for 4 months, how could you tell?

 16129502[Quote]

In which 4cuck /lgbt/ thread did you nab this from?

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OP here, just to clarify I've seen these guys before and I see them pretty often, I come from a rather small town, almost a village and this is the only supermarket in town.

But now meeting this guy is super awkward because everytime he sees me, he smiles and winks at me, I get awkward and avoid eye contact before I blush.

Feels like he is doing this on purpose, I hate him

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>>16129502
The cuck ? Ihate the cuck, too much porn on it

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Also to everyone calling me gay, yeah I know I might be, fuck you all I don't need you to deepen the wound

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>>16129568
>clipboardimage
No one will fall for this

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I'm a nusoi coming to this strange board
Finding myself falling for every possible bait thread
La la la la la la la la la la

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The amount of nusois that will be baited from this… the horror

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>>16129568
Was it named buena

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>>16129502
4 months on the bald man with glasses website

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What a legendary thread, bump

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>>16129217 (OP)
Sounds heavenly

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 16129845[Quote]

This was funny till the second sentence



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