/soy/ - Soyjaks

Gun

Don't go to it geg

>>16128318 (OP)
chair

Bring your nigger friend

>>16128318 (OP)
Take off your pants and start jacking off the second you're in line of sight of them, they'll be grossed out and walk away trust me

>>16128331
I don't have BVLLs in my area

Print out your jak folder and soyquote them irl

could you explain what type of fight it is? why is it happening? who is your opponent? do they have a security system in their domicile? is there a firearm in their house or yours?

>>16128378
I'm genuinely gonna do this shit

what type of opponent is it? does he have a weight advantage over you? what area will it be happening in? what is the police presence in the area? is it in a crowded spot, if so, will someone call government services if shit goes down? what are your escape routes? do you own a vehicle?

i'm trying to help nigga, i'm not a fed i live in a ukrainian commieblok

i need to know the details to help OP, with a post this vague you'd have better luck going next door and asking them for fighting tips

just wait for him to swing first, since im guessing you guys are probably both inexperienced he'll swing like a retard with all his energy and really tire himself after like 10 seconds. Just take the stance in picrel when he gets really close and walk backwards and around him during this. after the first couple of seconds once he starts to get tired hit him after he swings at you and probably throws himself off balance (Think of it like a hecking dark souls vidya where you hit the boss after it does a big sweeping attack or however my life is like a videogame.) When you are punching clench your fist with your thumb on the OUTSIDE and when throwing the actual punch turn your whole body into it. if you think there is a REAL possibility of a fist fight you should look up a video on how to throw a punch made by a BOXER on jewtube and practice that today for like 10 minutes.
If you just listen to this advice assuming ur both not experienced you will win I guarantee it i've coached people who were about to get their asses kicked before. you got this OP

Test

murder with weaponry

Why are you even fighting with that faggot to begin with?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ukrainian Spetsnaz, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Wagner PMC in north Africa, and I have over 400 confirmed kills. I am trained in drone warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Ukrainian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the DIU and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You better record and post the fist fight on the 'arty for all of us to watch soicuck

when you get hit once, moan, moan and act like you enjoy it, the guy(or girl) might get weirded out, and want to leave after that, don't immediately just go
>harder daddy
don't wanna go too far too quick, go a little slow with seeming like you enjoy it


also cover and protect your head as much as possible, your head could hit the pavement, and you could get brain damage and die

and if it an option, just don't go, heres a picture of my bearded dragon

>>16128537
retarded instagram nigger humor go back to jerking off to femboy porn you unfunny spiritual redditor

>>16128537
you fucking goonbrained moron you're gonna get this nigga killed lmao if i heard someone moan or say harder daddy in a fight i'd curbstomp them or some shit

>>16128537
reddit